? AND so, in this week's [...].
? AND so, in this week's wonderfully unhinged Toast of London (Channel 4, Monday), we saw a man called Norris Flipjack (Geoff McGivern) barbecuing a fox...
Steven Toast's unmoved agent, Jane Plough, told her client: "I believe he's in the Countryside Alliance; he can do what he wants."
But, best of all, we were treated to John Nettles of Bergerac fame playing himself - and he was supposedly "on his uppers", which explained why he saw him being shot at (by Flipjack) as he attempted to poach rabbits on his land.
Toast? He was busy with dodgy voice overs for cigarettes being flogged to the Democratic Republic of Congo: "Everyone knows cigarettes are good for you!"