'When a prostitute has better morals than you, it's time to worry' THE SHAME OF WAYNE VERDICTS.
"AS far as I am concerned paying a girl to have sex with you is one thing. Paying a girl to come back to your marital home when your pregnant missus is out is taking it a step too far".
Even low-down hooker Jenny Thompson recognised Wayne Rooney's request to do the dirty on his own doorstep was way beyond the bounds of decency.
The pounds 1,200 a night call girl who "serviced' the England and Manchester United player in the months before Coleen gave birth to son Kai, adds: "He didn't seem to care what he was doing to his wife." Harsh but honest words his devoted, doting and loyal wife might consider as she contemplates her next move.
There really isn't much wriggle room in this scenario for Rooney.
He conducted his sordid clandestine meetings with Miss Thompson in a well known Manchester hotel and in front of the players. He also has form. Eight years ago he allegedly romped with a 48-year-old granny who enjoyed the nickname 'Auld Slapper' at a Merseyside brothel, something Rooney later called "the greatest regret of my life. I can never sufficiently make it up to Coleen but I have tried".
How exactly? By dumping humiliation on her, serving up the ultimate betrayal and making a mockery of every magazine portrait of their 'loved-up' union. I've given up working out what makes this petulant spoilt and egotistical man tick but I do know that when I look at pictures of the couple gazing adoringly at their baby son, he must be a 100 carat idiot to sacrifice so much for so little.
Last time Mrs Rooney blamed her husband's transgressions on immaturity, explaining: "I've grown up with Wayne. And Wayne has grown up with me."
Sorry to disappoint you Coleen. But he has done no such thing.
WELL, well, well... who would have thought it? Oh yeah. Everyone.
Wayne Rooney's revolting behaviour should send a clear message to all forgiving WAGs. Whatever his excuses, whatever he promises, whatever he buys you - once a cheater, always a cheater. End of.
Poor Coleen let her disgusting husband get away with visiting prostitutes the first time.
So what possible motivation did he have not to do it again? Unfortunately, now it's not just her who'll pay the price. It's the couple's tiny son Kai too. Shame.
As celebrity adulteries go, this one is particularly bad, even by footballers' standards. Coleen was pregnant at the time. But the only reason Wayne and his hooker didn't get it on at the Rooney marital home was because SHE thought it out of order. When a prostitute has better morals than you, it's probably time to worry.
Wayne may be known for being completely thick but his recent actions still beggar belief.
He was stupid enough to think he could get away with visiting prostitutes once - but then he got caught. So surely even an absolute dumb-dumb like him would figure the chances of being rumbled a second time - and losing his wife and child - weren't worth the risk.
Yes, he said to the girl: "Don't go and tell anyone." But did he really think she wouldn't? She's a prostitute, for goodness sake. Doing things for money is first nature.
Then there's the simple fact that Wayne has been so punching above his weight ever since his first teenage date with Coleen.
I'm not saying that he should have been kissing her feet every day because he was so grateful to have her. Although ... But he should have realised that he was incredibly lucky. And not given her a chance to think twice about being with him.
Obviously, he won't find it hard to get another girlfriend now he's a loaded, famous football star. But that's just it. Coleen loved him when he was nobody with nothing. He'll never know whether a girl likes him for who he is or just what he's got again. Although actually, I could probably hazard a guess now ...
I'm praying Coleen's from the "fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on you" school.
I hope she's already packed up and left. Or, better still, chucked her louse of a spouse out. She seems more Cheryl than Toni. But you can't always tell, can you? I'd be long gone. But then again, I can never imagine a mock Tudor mansion or designer shoes meaning more to me than my self respect.
Coleen's actually got less excuse than any other WAG for staying.
She has her own career - a TV show, a clothing range, successful autobiography, a fragrance - so she can more than support herself in a solo future. She HAS to go ...
BEAUTY & BEAST Wayne punching above his weight ...