in the soaps...

EASTENDERS We all like a Peggy and Pat spat, don't we? Yes, they go back a long way, those two - dear old pals one minute, lethal assassins the next. Shared memories; shared husband... yes, visions of Peggy's kneecaps for ear-rings and Pat's head on the bar instead of Queen Vic's bust spring to mind. Anyway, off they go on a girly jaunt before Pat departs for the old Espanola, when along comes Ricky with the news that Frank's dead - again.

Two old ladies locked in calamity. Come on girls: mutual support - life's too short.