funnies.Shall I tell you the joke about the empty house?
There's nothing in it.
Where do frogs keep their savings?
In the river bank.
Why is it cheap to feed a giraffe giraffe, African ruminant mammal, Giraffa camelopardalis, living in open savanna S of the Sahara. The tallest of animals, giraffes browse in treetops at heights inaccessible to other leaf-eaters. A male may be 18 ft (5.5 m) from hoof to crown. ?
A little goes a long way.
What do jelly jelly /jel·ly/ (jel´e) a soft substance that is coherent, tremulous, and more or less translucent; generally, a colloidal semisolid mass. babies wear in the rain?
How can you tell if there's been an elephant in the fridge?
There are footprints in the butter.
Why is Dracula a good person to take out for an expensive dinner?
Because he eats necks to nothing.