funnies.Shall I tell you the joke about the empty house?There's nothing in it. Where do frogs keep their savings? In the river bank. Why is it cheap to feed a giraffe giraffe, African ruminant mammal, Giraffa camelopardalis, living in open savanna S of the Sahara. The tallest of animals, giraffes browse in treetops at heights inaccessible to other leaf-eaters. A male may be 18 ft (5.5 m) from hoof to crown. ? A little goes a long way. What do jelly jelly /jel·ly/ (jel´e) a soft substance that is coherent, tremulous, and more or less translucent; generally, a colloidal semisolid mass. babies wear in the rain? Gum boots. How can you tell if there's been an elephant in the fridge? There are footprints in the butter. Why is Dracula a good person to take out for an expensive dinner? Because he eats necks to nothing. |
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