Wrong number.

I was having a hard time opening my locker at school. A whole bunch of people, including my crush, tried to help me. Finally, the principal cut the lock off. Once we got the locker open, I realized it was not my locker!

I was at the dentist waiting to get a cavity filled. The assistant put some stuff in my mouth to numb it and told me to bite down hard. I bit down right away, but her hand was still in my mouth! She had to warn the dentist about my big mouth.

My baby brother handed me a lightbulb and told me to hug and kiss my "baby." When I glanced out the window, I noticed the cute guy across the street was watching me kiss the lightbulb. He must think I'm short a fuse!

On April Fools' Day, I asked out my crush. He said "yes," but my friends didn't believe me. So I walked up to him and said, "Let's see a movie this weekend." He just looked at me like I was nuts. It turns out he thought I was joking. Looks like the joke was on me.

At the pet store, I spotted a cute, furry puppy and an equally cute guy working there. As I was leaving, I smiled at the cute guy ... but stepped in the little present the puppy left behind.

We were having a class spelling bee, and it was my turn. I wanted to show off for my crush, so I spelled the word perfectly. But, when I went to sit down, I missed my chair and fell on my butt!

While at the mall, I noticed a man walk out of a store without paying for an item. I yelled, "He just stole something!" I was going ballistic, but the employees ignored me. The man walked back into the store, hung the item on a rack and went into the store's back room. He was the store manager. I have yet to return to that store.

I opened my locker and saw taped to the door a love note from my crush! I found him and told him I liked him, too. But he said he didn't know about any note. Turns out, my BFF was playing an April Fools' joke on me.

After lunch, I was walking to the trash can, near my crush's table. Focused on looking really cool, I didn't notice someone throw an empty bottle to the trash and miss. The bottle rolled under my foot, and I fell flat on my back, sending my tray of trash in the air. Needless to say, my crush definitely noticed me that day.

My class was having a car wash, and my mom stopped by to have her car washed. I was hosing the tires down and my crush was inside cleaning, when I heard him laughing. I had left my underwear on the seat from when I'd changed in the car! I thought I'd stuffed them into my backpack.

We hold our volleyball practice in a gymnasium that doubles as a church meeting place. I was running late, so I ran in through the back door of the stage yelling, "How late am I?" Too bad practice was cancelled ... and I interrupted a funeral.

As I was climbing over an old fence with my crush, my pants caught a snag and ripped a huge hole in the butt of my pants! My crush got his mom to tie my book-bag around my behind so no one would notice.