Wisteria's devious desperado: desperate housewives hottie Shawn Pyfrom gives us the goods on being bad.

Shawn plays Andrew Van de Kamp, the teenage bad boy of Wisteria Lane. Talk to him about his own life and ya gotta wonder--is he really acting?

As Andrew, Shawn Pyfrom has tortured the bejeezus out of his uptight mother Bree (played by Marcia Cross), who has dealt with Andrew disobeying her rules, fleeing the scene of a car accident, running away from reform school, coming out of the closet as a gay teen and, finally, blackmailing her by threatening to reveal Bree's own dark deeds.

But Shawn proves major acting range as he's also cast as wholesome boy-next-door Trey, alongside funnyman Tim Allen, in this spring's big-screen remake of Disney's man-turns-pooch classic The Shaggy Dog. So is real-life Shawn more boy-next-door ... or does he have a bad-boy side? He moved out on his own a few months ago, and we gave him a call at his new L.A. digs.

GL: Tell me, is Shawn nearly as much of a bad boy as Andrew?

SP: In some ways, he's more of a bad boy. How so?

I don't know, that was really bull. I mean, a lot of teenaged guys in some ways are like Andrew. They're just kind of coming into that adult stage where they're a little confused.

Well, what kinds of things confuse you?

Uh, paying bills. That's confusing enough. Yeah, you gotta figure out how to, like, budget your money. I am just out on my own.

Is it weird to be living alone at 19?

Living on my own is kind of scary--coming in at night sometimes, to an empty apartment, I'll be like, "This kinda sucks."

Yeah, but you don't have a curfew.

That is awesome.

What was the worst thing you ever got busted for?

Ooh, I'm stepping blindly here. I'm just gonna say I got busted for what most teenage boys get busted for. Well, teenagers in general, you know, get into things they may not be of age to get into.

Was it drinking?

Yeah. OK, all right, you figured it out.

Did you get grounded?

My mom caught me--I'm not gonna give an age because it might be too young for some--but she was cool about it. She asked me, and I came clean. She said that, if I had lied, I wouldn't have gotten to go the concert I really wanted to go to on my birthday.

So how was the concert?

The concert was Incubus, and they're my favorite band so I was super-psyched about it. And so she let me go but, in the end, I ended up not being able to go because I couldn't get any tickets.

What's the worst thing you've done but didn't get caught?

I don't know if this is the best interview for me. I might get into trouble. I don't think I've done anything that, uh, was really bad. My mom is secret CIA or something. She seems to know every single thing I've done. I don't know how she does it.

You had to kiss a boy for your TV role. Was that awkward for you?

It was very awkward. Very awkward. But it's all part of the job. I think it's worth doing just because it gets a nice shock out of the viewers. On top of that, it adds depth to my character.

How do you prepare yourself for kissing a guy?

Just think of a girl and do it.

Do You have a celebrity crush?

I'm all about the Olsen twins.

Have you ever had the opportunity to meet them?

I met them a couple times when they were younger and, obviously, when I was younger as well. But I recently met Mary-Kate at a club, very briefly. Not enough to really get to know her.

Where was Ashley?

I don't know, but maybe one day one of them will ... be my wife. Do you have a best friend?

Yeah, my girlfriend. She's a college student. Her name is Eliana.

So is Eliana jealous of the Olsen twins?

No, in fact, she actually loves the Olsen twins. And she said if either one of them wanted to get with me, she would be all for it.

I don't believe you.

I swear to you. She has, like, a list of actresses that, if they ever wanted to hook up with me, she is totally cool with it--and the Olsen twins are on that list.

Really?

No ... yeah, it's really ... I don't take it seriously. I know the Olsen twins are never gonna fall in love with me. So, come on, it's all in fun. My girlfriend is pretty smokin'. The twins have got some competition. I'm not a big stay-in-a-relationship kind of person, but this girl is too special to let go.

Aw, looks like we've just tapped into your sweet side.