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Winner finds the recession one big joke.

Byline: By BRIAN READE

AROUND this time of year we're always guaranteed a sight so disgusting it makes four-day-old turkey look mouth-watering.

A pair of sagging knockers drooping beneath armpits like sacks of sprouts.

That's right: Michael Winner flaunting his tanned moobs at the exclusive pounds 1,959- a-night Sandy Lane hotel in Barbados.

But this year Winner has upped the nausea factor by sporting a t-shirt that says "Calm Down Dear It's Only A Recession'.

Thousands face a bleak Christmas with unemployment and house repossessions in a credit crunch he finds so hilarious.

The slimmed-down Mr Creosote wants us all to know that while many of us are suffering back home, he's having a ball.

But should we expect anything better from this vain self-publicist who is wearing the shirt for the paparazzi in the hope he gets portrayed as an eccentric?

Still if you're fearing a grim future, look on the bright side of life.

It could be worse. You could be out there in Barbados with Winner, forced to share his pounds 1,959-a-night double bed.

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Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Dec 24, 2008
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