Winner finds the recession one big joke.Byline: By BRIAN READEAROUND this time of year we're always guaranteed a sight so disgusting it makes four-day-old turkey look mouth-watering. A pair of sagging knockers
Knockers, Knackers, Bwca (Welsh), Bucca (Cornish) or Tommyknockers drooping droop v. drooped, droop·ing, droops v.intr. 1. To bend or hang downward: "His mouth drooped sadly, pulled down, no doubt, by the plump weight of his jowls" beneath armpits like sacks of sprouts. That's right: Michael Winner flaunting his tanned moobs at the exclusive pounds 1,959- a-night Sandy Lane hotel in Barbados. But this year Winner has upped the nausea factor by sporting a t-shirt that says "Calm Down Dear It's Only A Recession'. Thousands face a bleak Christmas with unemployment and house repossessions in a credit crunch he finds so hilarious. The slimmed-down Mr Creosote wants us all to know that while many of us are suffering back home, he's having a ball. But should we expect anything better from this vain self-publicist who is wearing the shirt for the paparazzi pa·pa·raz·zo n. pl. pa·pa·raz·zi A freelance photographer who doggedly pursues celebrities to take candid pictures for sale to magazines and newspapers. in the hope he gets portrayed as an eccentric? Still if you're fearing a grim future, look on the bright side of life. It could be worse. You could be out there in Barbados with Winner, forced to share his pounds 1,959-a-night double bed. CAPTION(S): LOSER Winner on holiday in Barbados |
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