Winner finds the recession one big joke.
AROUND this time of year we're always guaranteed a sight so disgusting it makes four-day-old turkey look mouth-watering.
A pair of sagging knockers drooping beneath armpits like sacks of sprouts.
That's right: Michael Winner flaunting his tanned moobs at the exclusive pounds 1,959- a-night Sandy Lane hotel in Barbados.
But this year Winner has upped the nausea factor by sporting a t-shirt that says "Calm Down Dear It's Only A Recession'.
Thousands face a bleak Christmas with unemployment and house repossessions in a credit crunch he finds so hilarious.
The slimmed-down Mr Creosote wants us all to know that while many of us are suffering back home, he's having a ball.
But should we expect anything better from this vain self-publicist who is wearing the shirt for the paparazzi in the hope he gets portrayed as an eccentric?
Still if you're fearing a grim future, look on the bright side of life.
It could be worse. You could be out there in Barbados with Winner, forced to share his pounds 1,959-a-night double bed.
LOSER Winner on holiday in Barbados