Why I believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
Yes, I do believe in the Loch Ness Monster. Once I went camping with my uncle, and we went hunting for fish and the Loch Ness Monster. Then the Loch Ness Monster captured me and took me along to his cave. He introduced me to his family: his wife Lochnessa,. his son Lochna, his maid Gertrude, and him, Locho.
I ate dinner with them. We ate stew. It was yummy! Then they invited me to watch TV with them. We watched I Love Nessie, Harry, and the Hendersons, and the Young and the Loch Ness.
Then they told me to feed their dog Scaly and to go home because I was annoying them. They let me take home leftovers to my mom. She did the weirdest thing with them! She buried them under the dirt! I told her that we should have eaten them but she just gave me a dirty look.
I still visit the Loch Ness family on occasions. If you'd like to meet them, go to Camp Ooga Booga on Watch Out Road.
Anyway, that is why I believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
Reader's Poll Response
Do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?
Yes - 43%
No - 48%
Undecided - 9%
No. I do not believe because they're just people that dress up like the Loch Ness Monster.
Santa Barbara, California
Yes. I believe in the Loch Ness Monster because it is real just like Bigfoot. Do we get a prize if we're right?
Las, Vegas, Nevada
No. Because when people came along there were no dinosaurs and that's that.
Yes. Because I want to believe.