Whose line is it? And how was your day?

At my holiday dance, the DJ asked if anyone knew how to do the Cha-Cha Slide. I didn't know it, but I waved my hand wildly in front of the DJ's face anyway. He asked me to lead the dance. I tried to fudge it by doing any crazy move I could come up with, but the DJ stopped the music and said, "That is not the Cha-Cha Slide!" I stood in the back of the room the rest of the night.

My BFF and I decided to give our best guy friend a holiday gift bag. Jokingly, we tossed in a pack of Tic-Tacs because he has bad breath. He asked if we were trying to tell him something. We were!

My class went to see a production of The Nutcracker. I ran down the aisle of the theater to catch up with my friends. I had forgotten that my skirt was really long, and it got caught under my shoe and came down! Everyone there saw my underwear.

I was checking some books out at the library with my older sister. I like to annoy her in public so, while in line, I turned around and gave her a big hug lust to embarrass her. Unfortunately, my sister was not behind me. I. was a weird teenage boy, and his huge stack of books tumbled down, Turns out, I was the one who got embarrassed.

I had to do a solo in my school's Christmas play, and we had a boring two-hour rehearsal every day prior to it. Well, one day I spiced things up. After my solo, I tripped over the risers and knocked over a few people. Nobody asked for an encore.

I was at my best friends holiday party, where we all exchanged gag gifts. My friend's brother had picked my name, so he handed me my gift. As I opened it, a farting noise came from somewhere near me. He had given me a little farting machine that he could control with a remote.

For a project, I had to tape a video of an educational kids' show so I picked Sesame Street. My crush stopped by to ask if I wanted to watch a movie with him when my morn shouted, "Sesame Street is on!" He laughed and said, "I didn't know you were so into kiddie shows."

Someone had given me and my BFF this guy's screen name at school (he has funny profiles), so we IMed him. Everything was going great, but then he asked where I got a quote in my profile. I had copied it from his two weeks earlier, but I told him I saw it online somewhere. He replied, "Actually, you stole that from me. That was an original thought, thank you," Then, he blocked us!

During finals, I yawned but a big burp came out. Of course, the room had been totally quiet so everyone turned as I sat there blushing.

We're divided into groups in English and my group went into the hall to read instead of reading, I told everyone to watch me "dance" as I bobbed my head and stomped my feet. We were laughing so hard when my teacher came out. That was rise last time my group got to leave the classroom,

My mom, my sister and I were walking toward the mall. I was talking and ran straight into a tree. Worse yet, as we left the mall, I was looking in my shopping bag and ran into the same tree again!