What Do Mel Gibson, Hamas, and Corn Growers Have in Common? They're All Nominees in the Fifth Annual Dilbert Weasel Awards.Exercise Your Right to Vote for the Weaseliest on Dilbert.com weasel weasel, name for certain small, lithe, carnivorous mammals of the family Mustelidae (weasel family). Members of this family are generally characterized by long bodies and necks, short legs, small rounded ears, and medium to long tails. n: a long-tailed carnivorous car·niv·o·rous adj. 1. Of or relating to carnivores. 2. Flesh-eating or predatory: a carnivorous bird. 3. mammal. --Webster's weasel n: any person or group that operates in that vast gray area between good ethical behavior and the sort of activities that might send you to jail. --Scott Adams NEW YORK New York, state, United States New York, Middle Atlantic state of the United States. It is bordered by Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and the Atlantic Ocean (E), New Jersey and Pennsylvania (S), Lakes Erie and Ontario and the Canadian province of -- As autumn brings forth cooler weather, glorious foliage, and football season, it's also the time when Dilbert creator Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adams (born June 8, 1957) is the creator of the Dilbert gets ready to reveal the latest cornucopia cornucopia (kôr'ny  kō`pēə), in Greek mythology, magnificent horn that filled itself with whatever meat or drink its owner requested. of
Weasels in his unscientific unscientific Unproven, see there and fifth annual Weasel Poll. There's
never a shortage of this illustrious breed and 2006 proves to be no
different with Weasels in eight distinct categories. This year look for
unhinged celebrities like Mel Gibson Noun 1. Mel Gibson - Australian actor (born in the United States in 1956)Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson, Gibson U.S.A., United States, United States of America, US, USA, America, the States, U.S. and Charlie Sheen Charles Irwin Sheen (born September 3, 1965) is a Golden Globe Award-winning and Emmy-nominated American actor. Biography Early life Sheen was born Carlos Irwin Estevez , influential politicians such as Kim Jong-il
"Dear Leader" redirects here. For the band, see Dear Leader (band). For other heads of state, see List of current heads of state and government. and Hillary Rodham Rodham is an English surname which may refer to a number of persons or places. People Family of Hillary Rodham Clinton
Zinedine Yazid Zidane (IPA: [ˌzineˈdin jaziːd ziˈdan]; born 23 June 1972), popularly nicknamed Zizou and ginormous ginormous Adjective Informal very large [gi(gantic) + (e)normous] corporations including Ford and HP. Beginning today on Dilbert.com, Dilbert readers can take part in democracy by going to dilbert.com to cast their vote for the weaseliest. Never one to keep his comments to himself, Adams will be blogging away about the Weasel Poll on his highly successful Dilbert blog which can also be accessed at dilbert.com. Have comments, questions, or snide remarks? Let yourself loose on Adams at http://dilbertblog.typepad.com. Reflecting on this year's poll, Adams says, "I feel it's my civic duty to shine the flashlight of shame on the weasels who so desperately deserve it. If I can discourage just one child from becoming a weasel, my life will have meaning." Adams created the Weasel Award Poll in 2002 to give his fans a chance to rate some of the wide-spread weasel behavior of the year. Based on the sharp, funny, and frighteningly true theories outlined in his book, Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel (HarperBusiness), the Dilbert Weasel Awards Poll invites Dilbert fans to vote for the weaseliest individuals and organizations of 2006 on Dilbert.com now through October 31. Winners of the poll will be announced by Adams on November 2. Categories and nominees include: Weaseliest Pundit/Reporter Weaseliest Celebrity -- Ann Coulter -- Charlie Sheen -- Bill O'Reilly -- Mel Gibson -- Michael Moore -- Michael Jackson -- Nancy Grace -- Paris Hilton -- Rush Limbaugh -- Tom Cruise -- Sean Hannity -- Staff of the NY Times Weaseliest Industry Weaseliest Sports Person -- Automobiles -- Barry Bonds -- Corn Growers -- Floyd Landis -- Health Insurance -- Justin Gatlin -- Mainstream Media -- Lance Armstrong -- Oil -- Michael Schumacher -- Pharmaceuticals -- Terrell Owens -- Tobacco -- Zinedine Zidane -- Wall Street Weaseliest Company Weaseliest Organization -- Exxon Mobil Corp. -- ACLU -- Ford -- Democratic Party -- Fox News -- Hamas -- Halliburton -- Hezbollah -- HP -- Republican Party -- Sony -- RIAA/MPAA -- Wal-Mart -- United Nations Weaseliest Politician Weaseliest Country -- Donald Rumsfeld -- China -- George W. Bush -- France -- Hillary Rodham Clinton -- Iran -- Kofi Annan -- Israel -- Kim Jong-il -- North Korea -- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad -- Pakistan -- Parvez Musharraf -- United States -- Ray Nagin -- Venezuela -- Ted Kennedy To vote, visit www.dilbert.com now through October 31 and look for the Weasel Poll link. The Dilbert Blog at http://dilbertblog.typepad.com has been powered by TypePad. ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Scott Adams is the creator of DILBERT, the comic strip that now appears in more than 2,000 newspapers, 65 countries, 25 languages and on the Web at www.dilbert.com, which receives over 1.4 million unique visitors per month. His books, The Dilbert Principle, Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, The Joy Of Work, and The Dilbert Future were all New York Times bestsellers. ABOUT DILBERT Dilbert, the United Feature Syndicate comic strip, is the most photocopied, pinned-up, downloaded, faxed and e-mailed comic strip in the world. Many readers, particularly those employed at large corporations, are convinced that Adams works at their companies since he conveys corporate inanities so perfectly in his comic strip. |
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