Wednesday's football transfer rumours: Gourcuff to Liverpool?according to according to
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Anyway, we never went in for that kind of nonsense round here anyway. Former Hollyoaks star and professional muck magnet Gemma Atkinson will be wearing her bikini around Norfolk when her boyfriend Marcus Bent leaves Birmingham for Norwich. Although, he might not be going out with her anymore, it doesn't matter – the point is it gives us an excuse to put a vaguely arousing link in to this story.
Milan's Yoann Gourcuff, the world's hunkiest player – as nominated by none other than the Guardian's Barney Ronay (he's married before you get excited, fellas) – is off to Liverpool in exchange for Daniel Agger.
Not to be out outdone out·do
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Paul Ince will have to satisfy himself with Arsenal's 15-year-old striker Jason "The New Pato" Banton, so called because of his recent Grammy nomination for best reggae album.
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Pleasantly warm. glow of Terry Venables' permatanned face, if Iain Dowie doesn't fix up and look sharp soon.
The problem with Kevin Doyle is that he looks far too sharp for the Championship and will be on his way to Aston Villa before you can say "£7m in the transfer window", provided you say it very slowly. Villa will raise a bit of money by selling Marlon Harewood to Stoke for £3.5m.
Disturbing news in Wigan Wigan (wĭg`ən), city (1991 pop. 88,725) and metropolitan district, N England, located in the Manchester metropolitan area on the Douglas River. , where Steve Bruce and Paul Scharner's relationship looks like it's on the rocks. "I'm not getting on well with Steve," sobs Scharner in today's Sun, as the girls came round to cheer him up with a box of choccies and a soppy sop·py
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And in other news: West Brom want Zak Whitbread so bad they'll pay £1m to have him; the entire populations of Birmingham, Coventry and Fulham are hiding in a bush outside Leicester striker Lloyd Dyer's house with £800,000 in cash; and Nigel Quashie is moving on loan to the Rumour Mill comments section.
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