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WILY WIDOWS READY TO OFFER WHAT SEX-STARVED MEN MISS AT HOME.


Byline: Ann Landers Esther "Eppie" Pauline Friedman Lederer, better known as Ann Landers (July 4, 1918 – June 22, 2002), was best known for writing the famous syndicated advice column "Ann Landers." For some 45 years, it was a regular feature in many newspapers across North America.  

Dear Ann Landers: I was not surprised to hear how few older men were happy to be cuddled and held tenderly instead of having sex with their partners. I could have told you that.

I'm 70 years old and have been a widow for seven years after 44 years of a sexually satisfying marriage. I was part of the sex scene a year after my husband died. I had an affair with a much older married man. Even though he loved his wife, he was willing to risk everything for a chance to experience what he had not known for several years. All he needed was a little help to get back this wonderful gift of sex.

We both knew it could not continue because we were unable to handle the guilt. Yet I have never regretted our time together since I, too, had a need. The years since have been difficult, but affairs are not the answer.

Hearing wives joke about their husbands' sexual inadequacies makes me angry. These women are the other half of the relationship, and if sex is no longer a part of their lives, they should be willing to accept 50 percent of the blame. Excuses are meaningless, and that's exactly what they are - excuses. These women jokingly say if they stopped cooking, their husbands would starve starve
v.
1. To suffer or die from extreme or prolonged lack of food.

2. To deprive of food so as to cause suffering or death.
. Well, many husbands ARE starving starve  
v. starved, starv·ing, starves

v.intr.
1. To suffer or die from extreme or prolonged lack of food.

2. Informal To be hungry.

3. To suffer from deprivation.
 - for sex, and their wives should be aware of all the widows out there who would love to supply what is missing.

- W.G.

Dear W.G.: You are right. Husbands who are satisfied at home are less likely to roam. You've chosen the proper road. A clandestine CLANDESTINE. That which is done in secret and contrary to law.
     2.Generally a clandestine act in case of the limitation of actions will prevent the act from running.
 romp in the sack is no satisfactory substitute for a legitimate, loving relationship. Invariably in·var·i·a·ble  
adj.
Not changing or subject to change; constant.



in·vari·a·bil
, it's the woman whose reputation gets trashed trashed  
adj. Slang
Drunk or intoxicated.

Our Living Language Expressions for intoxication are among those that best showcase the creativity of slang.
, and those romps rarely lead to the altar.

Gem of the Day: If swimming is good for the figure, how do you explain whales?
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RevSpitz
Rev Donald Spitz (Member):  1/17/2009 11:53 AM
You are right. Adultery is a sin against God and in the Bible is punishable by death.

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Title Annotation:L.A. LIFE
Publication:Daily News (Los Angeles, CA)
Date:Feb 5, 1996
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