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Valerie Bertinelli Kissed A Woman...Blah, Blah, Blah

If you've been stuck in some lonely corner of the pop-culture world for the past couple of days, you might not have heard that "One Day At A Time One Day at a Time is a long-running American situation comedy that portrayed a divorced mother, played by Bonnie Franklin, her two teenage daughters (Mackenzie Phillips and Valerie Bertinelli) and their building superintendent (Pat Harrington, Jr.). " star Valerie Bertinelli is out hawking her new autobiography this week.

Yep, Valerie was a busy gal when she was married to Eddie Van Halen. They both did lots of cocaine, they both cheated during the marriage, she even admits to kissing a girl. Who knew that a woman married to a arena rock and roller would do such stuff?

Yeah, I know. I should care about this stuff. But I don't. Maybe it's because her "news" doesn't surprise me. Maybe it's just because Brittney Spears has set the bar pretty high for shocking celebrity news. Or maybe I'm just weary of it all.

I understand that breathlessly writing about this stuff would nab me Perez Hilton-size traffic. (BTW "By the way." See digispeak.

(chat) BTW - By the way.
, Perez Hilton This article is about the celebrity gossip blogger. For the American socialite, see Paris Hilton.

Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr. (born March 23, 1978) is an American blogger. His blog is Perezhilton.com (formerly PageSixSixSix.
 is going to get his own music label. I guess this proves the music industry hasn't just jumped the shark, it's landed hard and exploded into a million stinky pieces).

But I just don't care. I don't care if "High School Musical" star Zac Efron is gay (and no, I don't think that photo circulating around the web is really him). I'm not interested in the fact that Jamie Lynn Jamie Lynn can refer to:
  • Jamie-Lynn Sigler (born 1981), actress on The Sopranos
  • Jamie Lynn Spears (born 1991), actress on Zoey 101
  • Jamie Lynn (porn star) (born 1981), Penthouse model
  • Jaime Lynn (born 1980), Playboy model
 got her GED GED
abbr.
1. general equivalency diploma

2. general educational development

GED (US) n abbr (Scol) (= general educational development) →
, and I'd rather be beaten like a pinata than have to discuss Paris Hilton Editing of this page by unregistered or newly registered users is currently disabled due to vandalism. .

Now if you do care about this stuff, that's fine. There certainly seems to be an endless pool of breathless celeb ce·leb  
n. Informal
A celebrity.
 blogs that feed off each other's scraps like little rabid squirrels.

But I don't care. And I'm not going to do that stereotypical cable TV news channel way of covering these stories. You know, the eye-rolling about the public's fascination with celebrities. Followed by a 14-minute roundtable on Amy Winehouse's latest skank-chic look.

Who know that when I started writing about television, I would one day feel like an intellectual?
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Author:Rick Ellis
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Date:Feb 27, 2008
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