Underwear for action heroes.[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Caption: GREETINGS, ACTION MOVIE FANS, IT IS I, REINHOLD BEEFENCAKER, WORLD CLASS BODY BUILDER, MOTION PICTURE ACTION HERO AND STAR OF ZA SILVER SCREEN. TODAY I'D LIKE TO TAKE TIME OUT FROM MY BUSY SCHEDULE OF CAR CHASES, EXPLODING FIREBALLS, AUTOMATIC WEAPONS FIRE AND MINDLESS MOVIE MAYHEM TO DISCUSS A SUBJECT ZAT ZAT Zinc Atmospheric Tracer ZAT Zone Air Temperature IS VERY CLOSE TO ME: TIGHT UNDERWEAR. YOU KNOW, MY LEETLE FRIENDS, ZERE WAS ONCE A TIME WHEN I FELT HEMMED IN, CONFINED, LIKE ZA WORLD WAS CLOSING IN ON MY MOST EXCELLENT PHYSIQUE physique /phy·sique/ (fi-zek´) the body organization, development, and structure. phy·sique n. The body considered with reference to its proportions, muscular development, and appearance. . SOMEZING HAD ME IN A STRANGLEHOLD stran·gle·hold n. 1. Sports An illegal wrestling hold used to choke an opponent. 2. A force, influence, or action that restricts or suppresses freedom or progress. Also called throttlehold. , I KNEW NOT WHAT. I FELT TRAPPED, FORLORN for·lorn adj. 1. a. Appearing sad or lonely because deserted or abandoned. b. Forsaken or deprived: forlorn of all hope. 2. , JA. |
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