Troubletown.

THE NATION'S AIRPORT BAGGAGE SCREENERS WERE INCOMPETENT SO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAD TO TAKE OVER.

WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR? HEH! HEH!

STEP ASIDE.

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THE IMMIGRATION & NATURALIZATION SERVICE WAS INCOMPETENT SO THEY GOT KICKED OUT OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!

WHY DID I MAIL THAT VISA TO MOHAMMED ATTA?!

HEY, I'M A BAGGAGE AGENT. CAN I HAVE YOUR LOCKER?

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THE FBI KEEPS ARRESTING THE WRONG PEOPLE AND SCREWING UP EVIDENCE. THEY MIGHT BE REPLACED BY PRIVATE GUMSHOES.

@#%* WEN HO LEE!

MOVE YER FEDERAL ASS--BEFORE I SLAP YOU.

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THE NATIONAL GUARD IS UNABLE TO STOP PEOPLE AT AIRPORTS WHO CARRY GUNS, KNIVES, AND BOMBS. REPLACE THEM WITH SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE!

I'LL SELL THE URANIUM!

HOWDY.

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THE COURT AND PRISON PUBLIC-PRIVATE PARTNERSHIP EXECUTES INNOCENT PEOPLE SOMETIMES. WHAT WILL REPLACE IT?

A FULLY AUTOMATED DNA DATABASE THAT INSTANTLY TERMINATES ANY PERPETRATOR!

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THE ENRON CORPORATION WAS RIFE WITH CONSPIRACY AND CORRUPTION. THE PRESIDENT & CONGRESS SHOULD BE FEDERALIZED INSTEAD OF WORKING FOR THEM!

HUH?

THE GOVERNMENT ALREADY INTERFERES ENOUGH IN MY LIFE!

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