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IN AMERICA, YOU ARE ALWAYS FREE TO DISAGREE WITH Verb 1. disagree with - not be very easily digestible; "Spicy food disagrees with some people"
hurt - give trouble or pain to; "This exercise will hurt your back"
 THE PRESIDENT.

GEORGE BUSH HAS BAD CHEESE IMPORT POLICY.

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BUT YOU'RE JUST A MONEYGRUBBING AUTHOR TRYING TO PROMOTE A BOOK.

BUT MY BOOK IS A ROMANCE NOVEL A romance novel is a literary genre developed in Western culture, mainly in English-speaking countries. To be considered a part of the romance genre, a novel should place its primary focus on the relationship and romantic love between two people, and must have an "emotionally !

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YOUR SISTER IS AN UNDERCOVER NARC 'narc' American slang for narcotics enforcement agent. Cf Narks.  IN CINCI GOING BY THE NAME ANN JONES.

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YOU'RE SHILLING FOR JOHN KERRY JUST SO YOU'LL BE INVITED TO HIS COCAINE PARTIES.

BUT I'M A REGISTERED NADERITE!

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YOU GAVE JANE FOND A THE IDEA TO BETRAY AMERICA.

I WAS ONLY FOUR YEARS OLD!

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YOUR COUSIN WAS ROOMATES WITH OSAMA BIN LADEN Osama bin Laden: see bin Laden, Osama.  IN COLLEGE. COINCIDENCE?!

HUH! WHICH COUSIN?

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YOU WET YOUR BED UNTIL YOU WERE NINETEEN YEARS OLD.

I HAD A SEVERE URINARY INFECTION IN 1987!

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YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A SHOW ON CLEAR CHANNEL.

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YOU'RE FRENCH.

I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE CLOTHES BEFORE!

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OKAY, YOUR COUSIN NEVER ROOMED WITH OSAMA, BUT STILL, IT RAISES QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR CREDIBILITY.

YES IT DOES

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YOU'VE ALWAYS LIED ABOUT YOUR THREE ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN, AND THEN YOU WEREN'T EVEN BEING PAID TO!

MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

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YOU'RE KEEPING KARL ROVE AND HIS STAFF AT WORK LATE AGAIN!

ALL IN A DAY'S WORK!

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WWW WWW or W3: see World Wide Web.


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Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Date:Jun 1, 2004
Words:216
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