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THEY DON'T CALL THEM DOWNERS FOR NOTHING.

BEEF COWS THAT ARE TOO SICK TO STAND UP.

I JUST LOST MY APPETITE.

LIKE ABOUT COWS THAT TWITCH, OR HAVE NERVOUS TICS, FACIAL PARALYSIS, OR SLURRED MOOING ...

DON'T WORRY, 1 IN 40,000 COWS LIKE THIS ARE TESTED!

IT'S SOMEWHAT IRRELEVANT ANYWAY, AS THE RESULTS OF THESE TESTS COME BACK APPROXIMATELY TWO WEEKS AFTER THE MEAT IS SHIPPED AS FOOD.

ENJOY THE MUSCLE.

STAY AWAY FROM THE BRAIN STEM, MRS MRS - Modifiable Representation System.

An integration of logic programming into Lisp.

["A Modifiable Representation System", M. Genesereth et al, HPP 80-22, CS Dept Stanford U 1980].
. RUTTLEDGE.

YUCK! EVERY TIME THE NEWS REASSURES US THAT WE'RE SAFE FROM MAD COW, I LEARN MORE ABOUT MEAT THAN I WANT TO KNOW!

USUALLY IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN GANGRENE gangrene, local death of body tissue. Dry gangrene, the most common form, follows a disturbance of the blood supply to the tissues, e.g., in diabetes, arteriosclerosis, thrombosis, or destruction of tissue by injury. , LYMPHOMA, OR HEPATITIS, IN OTHER WORDS Adv. 1. in other words - otherwise stated; "in other words, we are broke"
put differently
 IT STILL MAKES AN EXCELLENT STEAK OR STANDING RIB ROAST.

PATRONS AT LE PETIT ECOUEURER, WHICH SPECIALIZES IN DISHES FEATURING BRAINS AND SPINAL TISSUE, SEEM UNFAZED un·fazed  
adj.
Not fazed or disturbed.
.

I HAVE CONCERNS BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BECOME GHOULISH ghoul  
n.
1. One who delights in the revolting, morbid, or loathsome.

2. A grave robber.

3. An evil spirit or demon in Muslim folklore believed to plunder graves and feed on corpses.
 ABOUT IT.

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Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Date:Feb 1, 2004
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