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DEMOCRACY USED TO MEAN TWO CASH-LADEN OPPONENTS WOULD SQUARE OFF IN AN ELECTORAL CONTEST.

McTWEED IS A DANGEROUS MORON!

FERNWALL ISN'T FIT TO SCOOP CAT DROPPING!

NOW A BILLIONAIRE HAS THE OPTION TO WAIT FOR THE AFTER-ELECTION CHALLENGE.

I DON'T APPROVE OF THE OUTCOME. WHO DO I PAY TO OUST THE BASTARD?

YOU USED TO HAVE TO GET YOUR BROTHER TO LOSE OR DISQUALIFY To deprive of eligibility or render unfit; to disable or incapacitate.

To be disqualified is to be stripped of legal capacity. A wife would be disqualified as a juror in her husband's trial for murder due to the nature of their relationship.
 BALLOTS YOU DIDN'T LIKE.

WHAT DO BALCK PEOPLE DO TO MAKE THEIR VOTES SO HEAVY?

UGH!

NOW YOU JUST NEED TO LOOK UP "ELECTION OVERTURNERS" IN THE PHONE BOOK!

IT USED TO TAKE THE SUPREME COURT TO RIG AN ELECTION'S OUTCOME.

NOW YOU JUST NEED THE TECH GUY WHO SERVICES THE POLLING MACHINES.

IT USED TO BE THAT A SERIOUS CANDIDATE COULD ONLY COME FROM IMPRESSIVE FAMILY LINEAGE.

MUMY IS 1/4 BOUVIER Bouvier refers to several things:
  • Bouvier (grape) is a grape variety grown in Austria and Hungary.
  • Bouvier des Flandres and Bouvier Bernois are breeds of dogs.
  • Bouvier's Law Dictionary
  • Bouvier
.

I'M OF PURE PRESCOTT BLOOD. BUT I'M ALSO A RANCHER.

SOON NO ONE WILL KNOW A CANDIDATE WHO IS NOT RACECAR race·car  
n. Sports
An automobile used for racing.
 DRIVER OR CARTOONISH ENTERTAINMENT FIGURE.

SPORE MAN--WILL YOU THROW YOUR HAT INTO THE RING?

WEALTHY SPECIAL INTEREST USED TO BUY POLITICIANS TO DO THEIR BIDDING.

FURTHER TO THE RIGHT, FURTHER!

NOW THEY CAN SKIP THE MIDDLEMAN.

DIRECT DEMOCRACY IS SO BEAUTIFUL! D'YOU TAKE A CHECK?

WWW WWW or W3: see World Wide Web.


(World Wide Web) The common host name for a Web server. The "www-dot" prefix on Web addresses is widely used to provide a recognizable way of identifying a Web site.
.TROUBLETOWN.COM (1) (Computer Output Microfilm) Creating microfilm or microfiche from the computer. A COM machine receives print-image output from the computer either online or via tape or disk and creates a film image of each page.  
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Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Date:Oct 1, 2003
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