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adj.
Significant or important; major: a bigtime comedian.

adv.
To an extreme degree; very much: Sales are expanding, big-time.
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HOP ON Verb 1. hop on - get up on the back of; "mount a horse"
bestride, climb on, jump on, mount up, get on, mount

move - move so as to change position, perform a nontranslational motion; "He moved his hand slightly to the right"
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Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Date:Aug 1, 2002
Words:145
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