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WHEN BUSH TRAVELS, HE COULD BRING A BUSHEL bushel: see English units of measurement.  OF FLORIDA ORANGES, OR A CASE OF BOSTON BAKED BEANS Noun 1. Boston baked beans - dried navy beans baked slowly with molasses and salt pork
dish - a particular item of prepared food; "she prepared a special dish for dinner"
 AS A PRESENT ...

THIS NUKULAR TECHNOLOGY IS A SYMBOL OF OUR NATION'S LOVE.

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CONSIDERING HIS RECORD ON EVERYTHING SO FAR, IT'S SCARY TO IMAGINE BUSH INVOLVED IN NUCLEAR BRINKSMANHIP.

YER' DOIN' A HECKUVA heck·uv·a  
adj. Slang
Used as an intensive: You've done a heckuva good job.



[Alteration of heck of a.]
 JOB, BUSHIE.

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BUT PUBLIC DISAPPROVAL IS LIKE MOTHER'S MILK TO THIS GANG--THEY THRIVE ON IT!

LET'S COME UP WITH A LEGAL JUSTIFICATION FOR A FIRST STRIKE.

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INDIA AND PAKISTAN REGULARLY THREATEN TO NUKE To erase.

nuke - /n[y]ook/ 1. To intentionally delete the entire contents of a given directory or storage volume. "On Unix, "rm -r /usr" will nuke everything in the usr file system." Never used for accidental deletion. Opposite: blow away.

2.
 EACH OTHER INTO OBLIVION.

NOTHIN' PERSONAL, WE LIKE PAKISTAN, IT'S JUST THAT WE REALLY, REALLY LOVE INDIA.

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LEAVE THE NUCLEAR ISSUES GO!

GOD NO! PLEASE PRESIDENT BUSH!

IF WE CAN MAKE IT FOR JUST TWO YEARS!

DO NOT LISTEN TO CHENEY!

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SO IF CONGRESS IS EVER GOING TO ACT, MAYBE IT SHOULD BE SOON.

THEY WOULD NEVER IMPEACH To accuse; to charge a liability upon; to sue. To dispute, disparage, deny, or contradict; as in to impeach a judgment or decree, or impeach a witness; or as used in the rule that a jury cannot impeach its verdict.  A PRESIDENT DURING NUCLEAR WINTER.

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Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Article Type:Brief article
Date:May 1, 2006
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