Troubletown.IF YOU'RE CALLING AUNT MILLIE Aunt Millie An unsophisticated investor. IN PARIS Paris, in Greek mythology Paris or Alexander, in Greek mythology, son of Priam and Hecuba and brother of Hector. Because it was prophesied that he would cause the destruction of Troy, Paris was abandoned on Mt. , FRANKLY HEH! HEH! WE'RE NOT INTERESTED ... BUT IF YOU'RE TALKING TO Noun 1. talking to - a lengthy rebuke; "a good lecture was my father's idea of discipline"; "the teacher gave him a talking to" lecture, speech rebuke, reprehension, reprimand, reproof, reproval - an act or expression of criticism and censure; "he had to OSAMA WE'D LIKE TO KNOW WHY! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] OUT OF OVER 2000 PEOPLE DETAINED IN THE US SINCE SEPTEMBER 11, 39 HAVE BEEN CONVICTED FOR TERRORISM. MOST NOTORIOUSLY, RICHARD REID, WHOSE SHOE BOMB LUCKILY FAILED TO DETONATE det·o·nate intr. & tr.v. det·o·nat·ed, det·o·nat·ing, det·o·nates To explode or cause to explode. [Latin d . HOO HAH! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] CONSIDERING THE CURRENT SUCCESS RATE, WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM THE RANDOM AND HAPHAZARD MINING OF TELECOMMUNICATIONS? I RECOMMEND ARRESTING A MILLION MCI (1) (Media Control Interface) A high-level programming interface from Microsoft and IBM for controlling multimedia devices. It provides commands and functions to open, play and close the device. (2) (Microwave Communications Inc. CUSTOMERS WHOSE CALLS FORM THE PATTERN OF A SNOWFLAKE! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] REALLY? IF ONLY WE COULD BELIEVE IT! FIRST, EVERY TIME THE ADMINISTRATION HAS HAD OSAMA'S PHONE NUMBER THEY'VE LOST IT! SHOULD WE ASK OSAMA'S FAMILY WHERE HE IS? NAH! SADDAM IS OUR MAN. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] IN IRAQ, OF 50,000 DETAINED LESS THAN 2% HAVE BEEN CONVICTED OF ANY CRIME. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] AND, MONTHS FROM NOW, IN SOME GODFORSAKEN EASTERN EUROPEAN GULAG: AUNT MILLIE? BONJOUR! LA PETITE CHERIE! J'AI MAL A LA TETE! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] |
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