Troubletown.ON A FLORIDA-BOUND JET, DURING THE 2000 ELECTION DEBACLE: HI THERE! GOING TO PALM BEACH FOR SOME SUN? NOT THE IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, BUT I AM GOING TO HELP STOP THE RECOUNT FOR GEORGE W. BUSH. I WILL BE BUILDING AN AIR-TIGHT CASE THAT BLACK VOTERS HAVE NO RIGHT TO EXPECT MORE THAN A "REASONABLE EFFORT" BE MADE TO COUNT THEIR VOTES. I WILL BE THUGGISHLY INTIMIDATING in·tim·i·date tr.v. in·tim·i·dat·ed, in·tim·i·dat·ing, in·tim·i·dates 1. To make timid; fill with fear. 2. To coerce or inhibit by or as if by threats. PRECINCT A constable's or police district. A small geographical unit of government. An election district created for convenient localization of polling places. A county or municipal subdivision for casting and counting votes in elections. PRECINCT. WORKERS. WELL, I SURE HOPE WE CAN SEAL UP A BUSH VICTORY! I HOPE JEB JEB Journal of Experimental Biology JEB James Ewell Brown (Stuart, Confederate general) JEB John Ellis Bush JEB Java-Enabled Browser JEB Janssen Engineering Building (University of Idaho) AND KARL AND DICK NOTICE MY EFFORT. TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH I'VE GOT MY EYE ON A SUPREME COURT SEAT ... NO KIDDING, ME TOO! I'M THE PERSONABLE PERSONABLE. Having the capacities of a person; for example, the defendant was judged personable to maintain this action. Old Nat. Brev. 142. This word is obsolete. ULTRACONSERVATIVE ATTORNEY, JOHN ROBERTS. BOLTON'S THE NAME, BUT DON'T GET ANY IDEAS. I WORK ALONE. HEY, MISS! GET ME MY CRANBERRY JUICE Noun 1. cranberry juice - the juice of cranberries (always diluted and sweetened) fruit crush, fruit juice - drink produced by squeezing or crushing fruit BEFORE I STUFF YOU INTO A CARRY-ON BAG AND HAVE YOU DROPPED OVER CHATTANOOGA! NOTHING FOR ME, THANKS. AND THE FAMILY ALWAYS TAKES GOOD CARE OF ITS BAGMEN. OH, YES THEY DO. [C] 2005 www.troubletown.com [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] |
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