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THE IDEA WE'RE GONNA ATTACK IRAN Iran (ērän`, ĭrăn`), officially Islamic Republic of Iran, republic (2005 est. pop. 68,018,000), 636,290 sq mi (1,648,000 sq km), SW Asia. The country's name was changed from Persia to Iran in 1935.  IS RIDICULOUS! ON THE OTHER HAND, WHO KNOWS WHAT TOMORROW MIGHT BRING?

NOW'S THE TIME FOR DIPLOMACY. I HOPE THE DIRTY LYING CHEATERS WILL DIPLOME WITH US.

IT'S NONE OF OUR BUSINESS WHAT ISRAEL DOES. BUT IF THEY ATTACKED IRAN WE WOULD SUPPORT IT.

WE CAN ONLY WAIT SO LONG TO SEE IF THERE'S A SILVER LINING IN A MUSHROOM CLOUD.

ON THE OTHER HAND, THAT'S A CUPPA cup·pa  
n. Chiefly British
A cup of tea.



[Short for cuppa tea, alteration of cup of tea.]

Noun 1.
 COFFEE THEY DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP AND SMELL!

ATTACK IRAN? THAT'S CRAZY! OF COURSE SOMETIMES THERE ARE GOOD REASONS TO BE PARANOID.

OUR MESSAGE IS SIMPLE, DON'T MAKE NUCULAR WEAPONS. OR ANYTHING THAT LOOKS VAGUELY SIMILAR FROM SPACE.

QUE SERA SERA!

WE'RE NOT GONNA ATTACK IRAN! AND WE WON'T PUT A TIMELINE ON WHEN WE WON'T DO IT.

PLAY OFFENDO! WWW WWW or W3: see World Wide Web.


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Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Article Type:Cartoon
Date:Apr 1, 2005
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