Troubletown.AFTER THE EMBARRASSING, WITHDRAWAL BY AUGUSTO PINOCHET Augusto José Ramón Pinochet Ugarte[1] (November 25, 1915 – December 10, 2006) was President of Chile from 1974 to 1990, and head of the military junta from 1973 to 1974. , BUSH NAMES HIS REPLACEMENT CABINET NOMINEE: AH'M PLEASED TO INTRODUCE VLAD THE IMPALER Vlad the Impaler (c. 980–1015) prince of Walachia; called Dracula; ruled barbarously. [Eur. Hist.: NCE, 2907] See : Cruelty ? VLAD'S A GOOD MAN. PUNDITS AGREE IT WAS A SHREWD CHOICE. THE IMPALER HAS SOLID CONSERVATIVE CREDENTIALS, HE'S ANTI-OTTOMAN EMPIRE, AND HE DOESN'T EMPLOY A NANNY. MR. IMPALER, FIRST LET ME SAY THAT I HAVE TREMENDOUS ADMIRATION FOR YOU AND YOUR PUBLIC SERVICE. THANK YOU. I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL OF MY COLLEAGUES WHEN I SAY HOW PLEASED AND HONORED WE ARE THAT YOU ARE HERE TO CHAT WITH US. OH YES. IF I CAN ASK ONE TEENY-TINY QUESTION WITH MY REMAINING TIME--D-D-DO YOU STILL FAVOR INDISCRIMINANTLY SKEWERING PEOPLE ON SPIKES AND SUCKING THEIR BLOCK THROUGH TINY NECK HOLES? YOU KNOW, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT MY POLICY IS ON THAT. I'D HAVE TO CHECK MY NOTES. NO PROBLEM! THAT'S OKAY! SO, AFTER THAT CONTENTIOUS GRILLING, VLAD VLAD Vertical Line Array DIFAR VLAD Vinten Low-Angle Dolly WAS CONFIRMED BY THE SENATE 99 TO 1. HEY, I FELL A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED! WONDER IF IT'S A FLU. WWW WWW or W3: see World Wide Web. (World Wide Web) The common host name for a Web server. The "www-dot" prefix on Web addresses is widely used to provide a recognizable way of identifying a Web site. .TROUBLETOWN.COM (1) (Computer Output Microfilm) Creating microfilm or microfiche from the computer. A COM machine receives print-image output from the computer either online or via tape or disk and creates a film image of each page. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] |
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