Troubletown.AT THE EDITORIAL OFFICES OF THE NEW YORK New York, state, United States New York, Middle Atlantic state of the United States. It is bordered by Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and the Atlantic Ocean (E), New Jersey and Pennsylvania (S), Lakes Erie and Ontario and the Canadian province of TIMES: ANOTHER BIG FRONT PAGE SCOOP BY THAT HOTSHOT, JAYSON BLAIR! REMIND ME WHO HE IS AGAIN, JIM Jim Miss Watson’s runaway slave; Huck’s traveling companion. [Am. Lit.: Huckleberry Finn] See : Escape . HE'S THE, UH, AFRICAN-AMERICAN GUY. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] NOT THAT RACE MATTERS HERE AT THE TIMES, BUT IT'S GREAT TO SEE A PERSON OF COLOR Noun 1. person of color - (formal) any non-European non-white person person of colour individual, mortal, person, somebody, someone, soul - a human being; "there was too much for one person to do" GETTING AHEAD, THIS COLIN POWELL INTERRACIAL in·ter·ra·cial adj. Relating to, involving, or representing different races: interracial fellowship; an interracial neighborhood. LOVE NEST STORY IS DY-NO-MITE! HE IS AN ANGER BEAVER, SIR. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] YESTERDAY HE WAS IN NEWARK, TODAY HE'S IN CAIRO! I'M GONNA HIRE A WHOLE BUNCH OF BLACK REPORTERS! MR. RAINES, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. HEY! THIS DOESN'T CHECK OUT. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] THIS STORY WAS PLAGIARIZED pla·gia·rize v. pla·gia·rized, pla·gia·riz·ing, pla·gia·riz·es v.tr. 1. To use and pass off (the ideas or writings of another) as one's own. 2. ! HE HASN'T LEFT BROOKLYN IN FIVE YEARS! COLIN POWELL IS REALLY, REALLY PISSED ABOUT THE INTERRACIAL LOVE NEST STORY! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] WE'VE BEEN DUPED BY A LIAR, CHEAT, AND FRAUD! NOT THAT RACE HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT, BUT THAT'S THE LAST TIME I'LL EVER HIRE A BLACK DUDE! I TRIED TO TELL YOU HE WAS TROUBLE. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] IF HE HAD JUST STUCK TO REPORTING THE NEWS EXACTLY AS DONALD RUMSFELD TELL US, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED. SOME PEOPLE JUST AREN'T CUT OUT FOR THE NY TIMES. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] |
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