Troubletown: the march of progress.RESOLUTION OF A COMMITMENT TO WIN THE WAR ON TERROR This article is about U.S. actions, and those of other states, after September 11, 2001. For other conflicts, see Terrorism. The War on Terror (also known as the War on Terrorism . YES, BY GOLLY! PUT AN END TO FLAG BURNING. THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE WE MAY EVER FACE. OUTLAW WITCH BURNING. UNLESS PRESIDENT BUSH NEEDS IT TO FIGHT TERRORISM. NO SUBMERGING CRUCIFIXES IN YOUR PEE-PEE. IT'S AN OLDIE old·ie n. Something old, especially a song that was once popular. oldie Noun Informal an old song, film, or person Noun 1. BUT STILL A GOODIE! THE SACREDNESS OF MOTHERHOOD AMENDMENT. MEN MUSTN'T HAVE BABIES. THE ROCKETS-RED GLARE PRESERVATION ACT. NO OTHER COLORS OF GLARE! A DECLARATION THAT RONALD RONALD Rocketborne Optical Neutral gas Analyzer with Laser Diodes REAGAN WAS A GREAT PRESIDENT. IT'S LONG OVERDUE SET A DATE TO CONSIDER SETTING UP A PANEL TO LOOK INTO THOSE PROBLEMS IN DARFUR THE APPLE PIE DESECRATION ACT PIES COOLING ON WINDOWS ILLS MUST NOT BE MOLESTED mo·lest tr.v. mo·lest·ed, mo·lest·ing, mo·lests 1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy. 2. To subject to unwanted or improper sexual activity. GAYS MUST SPEAK ENGLISH. IT'S A TWO-FOR-ONE COMBO AMENDMENT. THE PROHIBITION OF SAYING PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE Pledge of Allegiance, in full, Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, oath that proclaims loyalty to the United States. and its national symbol. WITH COOKIES IN YOUR MOUTH. END THE MUFFLED ABUSES. THE NON-BINDING RESOLUTION TO LOOK INTO HEALTH CARE, GLOBAL WARMING, AND WHETHER TO FIX NEW ORLEANS NEXT YEAR. AFTER THE TEN COMMANDMENTS DEBATE. [ILLUSTRATIONS OMITTED] |
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