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Troubletown: soaring to new heights!


THE ECONOMY IS STRONG AND JUST KEEPS GETTING STRONGER. MY TAX CUTS ARE WORKING!

WE ARE WINNING THE WAR ON TERROR This article is about U.S. actions, and those of other states, after September 11, 2001. For other conflicts, see Terrorism.

The War on Terror (also known as the War on Terrorism
. AMERICA IS SAFER.

THERE IS NO DEFICIT, AND I PITCHED A SHUTOUT FOR THE NEW YORK YANKEES Editing of this page by unregistered or newly registered users is currently disabled due to vandalism. .

I WILL MAKE SURE PEOPLE HAVE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE; I HAVE ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD.

I AM OVER TWENTY FEET TALL.

AMERICA NEEDS MY TOUGH LEADERSHIP IN THESE TIMES OF WAR. ONCE ON MY RANCH I HAD TO KILL A TIGER WITH MY BARE HANDS.

I HAVE COMPASSION, I RESCUED A BABY UNICORN unicorn (y`nĭkôrn), fabulous equine beast with a long horn jutting from the middle of its forehead.  AND NOW DICK CHENEY KEEPS IT AS A PET.

I WENT FISHIN' WITH ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND CAUGHT A GREAT WHITE SHARK great white shark
 or white shark

Large, aggressive shark (Carcharodon carcharias, family Lamnidae), considered the species most dangerous to humans. It is found in tropical and temperate regions of all oceans and is noted for its voracious appetite.
. THE GLOBAL AIDS CRISIS IS MY ADMINISTRATION'S TOP PRIORITY.

MEANWHILE:

I WENT TO VIETNAM

VIETNAM.

DID I MENTION VIETNAM?

ANYBODY WHO SAYS I DIDN'T GO TO VIETNAM IS A ...

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Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Article Type:Brief Article
Geographic Code:1USA
Date:Oct 1, 2004
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