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Troubletown: how much more Brazen can it get?


WHAT IS THE REASON FOR ATTACKING SYRIA Syria (sēr`ēə), officially Syrian Arab Republic, republic (2005 est. pop. 18,449,000), 71,467 sq mi (185,100 sq km), W Asia. It borders on Lebanon and the Mediterranean Sea in the west, on Turkey in the northwest and north, on Iraq in the ?

REASON? WHO SAYS WE NEED A REASON?

FROM NOW ON, JUST ASSUME THAT TERRORISM IS THE JUSTIFICATION FOR WHAT WE'RE DOING! STOP ASKING ME!

UNDER THE NEW WAR ON TERRORISM Terrorist acts and the threat of Terrorism have occupied the various law enforcement agencies in the U.S. government for many years. The Anti-Terrorism and Effective Death Penalty Act of 1996, as amended by the usa patriot act  RULES, ANY CANDIDATE WHO CRITICIZES THE PRESIDENT IS AN ENEMY COMBATANT Captured fighter in a war who is not entitled to prisoner of war status because he or she does not meet the definition of a lawful combatant as established by the geneva convention; a saboteur.

The U.S.
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I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE HIGH-PAYING JOBS AT OIL COMPANIES WHILE I'M STILL VICE PRESIDENT.

WHAT THE HELL!

HEY! THAT'S OUR OIL THEY'RE TAKING OUT OF THE GROUND!

WEREN'T THERE SUPPOSED TO BE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION Weapons that are capable of a high order of destruction and/or of being used in such a manner as to destroy large numbers of people. Weapons of mass destruction can be high explosives or nuclear, biological, chemical, and radiological weapons, but exclude the means of transporting or  IN IRAQ?

WHY MUST YOU TAKE EVERYTHING WE SAY SO LITERALLY?

IRAQ'S NEW PRESIDENT IS A NON-UNION ACTOR WITH TIES TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. SO WHAT?!

WE ARE LOOKING THE OTHER WAY WHEN IT COMES TO REQUIRING RICH REPUBLICANS TO PAY TAXES.

WE'VE GOT OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT

TODAY, I AM OPENING THE TREASURY DEPT dept department . CHECKBOOK AND MAKING OUT A CHECK FOR $100 BILLION TO MYSELF AND A FEW FRIENDS.

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Title Annotation:short quotes regarding US foreign policy
Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Geographic Code:7IRAQ
Date:Jun 1, 2003
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