Troubletown: free guide to secrecy for government employees.SECRET: INFORMATION THAT MAKES THE PRESIDENT LOOK BAD. THE LEAK OF THE KATRINA VIDEO HURT OUR NATIONAL SECURITY. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] NOT SECRET: CERTAIN PARTS OF SECRET PAPERS THAT DESTROY OPPONENTS WITHOUT GIVING AWAY THE PARTS THAT MAKE BUSH LOOK BAD. THE TRUTH MUST COME OUT. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] CLASSIFIED: THINGS CONGRESS AUTHORIZED WITHOUT CONGRESS KNOWING IT. TORTURE MAY HAVE EVEN BEEN YOUR IDEA. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] ANYTHING UNCLASSIFIED un·clas·si·fied adj. 1. Not placed or included in a class or category: unclassified mail. 2. UNDER PRESIDENTIAL ON-THE-FLY CIA CIA: see Central Intelligence Agency. (1) (Confidentiality Integrity Authentication) The three important concerns with regards to information security. Encryption is used to provide confidentiality (privacy, secrecy). COVER-BLOWING AUTHORITY. SIGNIFIED BY A SPECIAL WINK [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] SECRET: PHOTOS OR DOCUMENTS FOUND IN JACK ABRAMOFF'S HAT DON'T ENTER MY HEAD SPACE. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] NOT SECRET: PHOTOS OR DOCUMENTS FOUND IN JACK ANDERSON'S COFFIN. DON'T HOLD OUT ON ME! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] MILITARY OFFICERS' PERSONAL OPINIONS OF DONALD RUMSFIELD: SEDITIOUS se·di·tious adj. 1. Of, relating to, or having the nature of sedition. 2. Given to or guilty of engaging in or promoting sedition. See Synonyms at insubordinate. ! HIS HAIR SMELLS FUNNY. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] NOT SEDITIOUS: SECRET DISAPPEARANCE AND GULAG TRANSPORT OF SWARTHY swarth·y adj. swarth·i·er, swarth·i·est Having a dark complexion or color. [Alteration of swarty, from swart. GENTLEMEN. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] SECRET: ILLEGAL WIRETAPS. NOW THAT SOMEBODY LEAKED IT, AL QAEDA STOPPED DOING CONFERENCE CALLS. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] NOT SECRET: PEOPLE'S INTERNET VIEWING AND BUYING HABITS. WE'RE NOT SPYING, WE'RE WHISTLE BLOWING ON THEM. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] HIGHLY CLASSIFIED: ALL IGNORED MILITARY INTELLIGENCE ON IRAQ I DON'T RECALL SEEING THAT. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] WHEN IN DOUBT, JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. I'LL BE THE DECIDER OF WHAT IS SECRET AND WHAT IS NOT. [c] 2006 WWW WWW or W3: see World Wide Web. (World Wide Web) The common host name for a Web server. The "www-dot" prefix on Web addresses is widely used to provide a recognizable way of identifying a Web site. .TROUBLETOWN.COM (1) (Computer Output Microfilm) Creating microfilm or microfiche from the computer. A COM machine receives print-image output from the computer either online or via tape or disk and creates a film image of each page. [ILLUSTRATIONS OMITTED] |
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