Troubletown: finally the good news.THE MEDIA'S CONSTANT FOCUS ON THE BOMBINGS AND THE DYING SOLDIERS PREVENTS ANY OF THE GOOD NEWS IN IRAQ FROM GETTING OUT! HE'S RIGHT. GOOD NEWS FROM IRAQ! THE LATEST CRATER WILL PROVIDE REFUGE TO SMALL ANIMALS AND MIGRATORY migratory /mi·gra·to·ry/ (mi´grah-tor?e) 1. roving or wandering. 2. of, pertaining to, or characterized by migration; undergoing periodic migration. migratory emanating from or pertaining to migration. BIRDS! THE PAINSTAKING pains·tak·ing adj. Marked by or requiring great pains; very careful and diligent. See Synonyms at meticulous. n. Extremely careful and diligent work or effort. EFFORT TO RIP DOWN SADDAM'S PICTURE FROM EVERY SURFACE IS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE! BUSINESS IS THRIVING! BOYS EARN UP TO 800 DINARS FOR PRESSING PAUL BREMER'S BUSINESS SUITS! PEOPLE SAID THAT THE U.S. WENT TO WAR TO STEAL IRAQ'S OIL. TURNS OUT THE OIL MONEY WON'T EVEN COVER THE COSTS OF CLEANUP! OUR GOALS WERE PURE! THE BA'ATHS IN THE NORTH HATE US A LITTLE LESS THAN THE SHIITES IN THE SOUTH! OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! THE ABSENCE OF ANY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION Weapons that are capable of a high order of destruction and/or of being used in such a manner as to destroy large numbers of people. Weapons of mass destruction can be high explosives or nuclear, biological, chemical, and radiological weapons, but exclude the means of transporting or MAKES IT INCREASINGLY LESS LIKELY THAT THEY WILL END UP IN THE HANDS OF SADDAM'S NON-EXISTENT AL QAEDA COHORTS! AHMAD CHALABI'S JACUZZI IS WORKING! WHAD'YA SAY WE PARTY IN NAJARIF TOMORROW NIGHT--CHALABI STYLE! THE RECONSTRUCTION OF IRAQ Reconstruction of Iraq describes attempts by the international community, and particularly the United States, to improve and repair the infrastructure of Iraq in the aftermath of the 2003 invasion. IS PROCEEDING PEACEFULLY, QUICKLY, AND ACCORDING TO according to prep. 1. As stated or indicated by; on the authority of: according to historians. 2. In keeping with: according to instructions. 3. PLAN ... COMPARED TO AFGHANISTAN, THAT IS. |
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