Troubletown: Shakespearan golf drama.OUR VERY PLUTOCRACY plu·toc·ra·cy n. pl. plu·toc·ra·cies 1. Government by the wealthy. 2. A wealthy class that controls a government. 3. A government or state in which the wealthy rule. IS IN DISARRAY OVER WHETHER OR NOT TO ATTACK IRAQ! BROTHER, I AGREE WITH SCOWCROFT! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] DAMN IT DAMN IT acronym for a clinical investigation plan, based on probable pathophysiologic causes of the disease present. It consists of Degenerative, developmental; Allergic, autoimmune; Metabolic, mechanical; Nutritional, neoplastic; I , NOT DURING MY BACKSWING back·swing n. The initial part of a stroke, in which one moves a racket or club, for instance, to the position from which forward motion begins. ! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] IT MATTERS LITTLE TO THE ROYAL FAMILY WHAT CONGRESS THINKS, BUT WHEN FRIENDS OF THE THRONE CHALLENGE THE YOUNG KING: JAMES BAKER III HATH BETRAYED YOU! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] SNIFF! HE WAS LIKE A WET NURSE TO ME. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] WAH! I THOUGHT ENDING SADDAM'S REIGN WOULD PLEASE YOU, FATHER! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] SILENCE! STAND THERE AND TEND TO THING FLAG! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] NORMALLY, THE RULING FAMILY ACTS AS A COHESIVE, UNSHAKABLE ADVOCATE FOR THE OIL-RICH GENTRY, BUT NOW-- IT'S MOTHER AGAINST SON! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] BROTHER AGAINST DAD! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] DEAR MOTHER, WHY DOES THE FAMILY FORSAKE ME? [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] YOU MUST SEE YOUR FATHER. AND TAKE THIS! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] KING FAHD, WHAT TAKES THE BUSHES SO LONG TO PUTT OUT? [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] I DUNNO DUNNO I Don't Know BUT I CAN WAIT NO LONGER! LET'S PRAY I DONT DONT Disturbing Opponents' No Trump DONT Disturb Opponents' NoTrump (Bridge game) DONT Double Openers No-Trump (bridge bidding system) BEAN ONE OF THEM! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] |
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