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Troubletown: Bush's winning issues 2004.


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Caption: Gay Marriage Ban!

Preserve the Sanctity of my right wing Wacko support!

Put a man on the moon.

Things may have changed up there since the last time.

Extremely violent Splatter films about Jesus must be G-rated.

In a related issue, I'll put Mel Gibson's father on the supreme court.

Get steroids steroids, class of lipids having a particular molecular ring structure called the cyclopentanoperhydro-phenanthrene ring system. Steroids differ from one another in the structure of various side chains and additional rings.  out of sports!

I care deeply about this because some rich men once gave me a baseball Team.

Immigration immigration, entrance of a person (an alien) into a new country for the purpose of establishing permanent residence. Motives for immigration, like those for migration generally, are often economic, although religious or political factors may be very important.  should be a union between a man and his Mexican gardener.

More trips to mars!

Did I mention putting a man back on the moon?

And of course I support a ban on boobs during the superbowl. On the issues I am clearly the best.

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Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Date:Apr 1, 2004
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