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WHAT IF BUSH AND CHENEY KEPT THEIR PROMISE TO RUN THE COUNTRY LIKE A BUSINESS?

EFFICIENCY.

BOTTOM LINE.

THEY WOULD'VE USED DIRTY ACCOUNTING TRICKS.

I CAN GIVE A $1.6 TRILION TAX CUT, TRIPLE THE MILITARY BUDGET, AND NOT RUN A DEFICIT!

THEY WOULD'VE PAID THEMSELVES CEO (1) (Chief Executive Officer) The highest individual in command of an organization. Typically the president of the company, the CEO reports to the Chairman of the Board.  SALARIES.

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2. The nation or territory ruled by an emir.

Noun 1. emirate - the domain controlled by an emir
 OF FLORIDA!

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THEY WOULD SEND DISASTER RELIEF TO FICTICIOUS STATES.

TONIGHT CHENEYTUCKY IS UNDER A STATE OF EMERGENCY.

THEY WOULD MOVE THE NATION'S CAPITAL TO BERMUDA.

IT WAS A DISINCENTIVE TO SERVE IN PUBLIC LIFE--KNOWING YOU WOULD HAVE TO PAY TAXES.

THEY WOULD TREAT CITIZENS LIKE THEIR EMPLOYEES.

RELAX--THIS IS NO DIFFERENT THAN LOOTING AN EMPLOYEE PENSION FUND!

THEY WOULD CHANGE THE NAME OF THE LINCOLN BEDROOM The Lincoln Bedroom is a bedroom on the second floor of the White House, part of a guest suite of rooms that includes the Lincoln Sitting Room. The room is named for Abraham Lincoln and was used by him as an office.  TO THE CHEVRON BEDROOM.

THEY WOULD SHARE INSIDER INFORMATION WITH MARTHA STEWART <noinclude></noinclude>

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PSSST! SELL IRAQI K-MART! BOMBING STARTS TONIGHT!

THEY'D RUN THE COUNTRY INTO THE GROUND AND MAKE OUT LIKE BANDITS!

WE WEREN'T AWARE!

ARTHUR ANDERSEN DID IT!
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Author:Dangle, Lloyd
Publication:The Progressive
Date:Sep 1, 2002
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