Tooth Decor.

"Excuse me--is that a spinach on your tooth?" "Why no," you reply "It's Twinkles dental jewelry by Extreme Dental Ornaments!" Faster than you can say "Ewwy," this bad fad from Europe has crossed the Atlantic. Twinkles are 24K gold and come in shapes like stars, hearts, music notes and moons. The idea is that your dentist bonds the 24K gold ornaments to the teeth. Before you run out to your dentist's office, consider this advice from Dr. Richard Price, consumer advisor for the American Dental Association: "Be aware the jewels could abrade the lip. Ice cubes can even break the jewel off." In its disclaimer, Echodent, the Swedish manufacturer of Twinkles, claims no responsibility for any injuries that result from the bonding, use or removal of the dental jewelry. And they offer some excellent advice: "If a Twinkle gets lodged in the throat, practice the same methods when individuals get food caught in their throat." Yet another reason to run. Though the jewels can be taken on and off, it's pricey. The yellow go ld alien design costs over $60, not to mention the dentist bill. Besides, your parents didn't spend thousands on braces so you could cover those pearly whites with diamond dolphins.