Time Off: Weekend: Your JOKES.Why does a ballerina wear a tutu tutu
Because one-one's too small and threethree's too big
If two shirt collars had a race, which one would win?
Neither - it would end in a tie
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a porcupine porcupine, in zoology
porcupine, member of either of two rodent families, characterized by having some of its hairs modified as bristles, spines, or quills. ?
An animal that knits its own sweaters
Do you think it's hard to spot a leopard leopard, large carnivore of the cat family, Panthera pardus, widely distributed in Africa and Asia. It is commonly yellow, buff, or gray, patterned with black spots and rings. The rings, unlike those of the New World jaguar, never have spots inside them. ?
No they come that way
What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
What kind of jab do you give a sick car?
A fuel injection
Why are fish never good tennis players? They don't like getting close to the net
What do you get if you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off
Where is the best place to have a bubble gum contest?
On a choo-choo train
Why did the umpire throw the chicken out of the baseball game?
He suspected fowl play
What do rabbits use to keep their fur in place?