Tidbits & Outrages.

O.J. was smarter.

Minutes after being acquitted of assault, David Oraha asked a police officer, "So that's it? It's over? I was acquitted, like O.J.?" After the officer nodded Oraha said, "Well off the record, it was me." Oraha was subsequently convicted of perjury.

Two of Each, please.

Researchers are saying that within 25 years it may be possible to grow artificial replacement genitals for people.

How many interns does it take to slice them?

A reporter recently slipped Bill Clinton the following math question: "If there are three cucumbers in a pound, and Burger King buys 3.2 million pounds of pickles, and you can cut 20 slices of pickle from each cucumber, how many pickle slices will you get?" The reporter also asked for the name of the leader of Chechnya. Clinton replied, "192 million. I checked the calculation with the Chechnyan leader Aslan Maskhadov and he agrees."

Honey, I think the bears got into our sushi.

Surveys found the average Backpacker magazine reader made $89_500 and spent more than $4,500 on backpacking equipment and excursions last year.

Generation X for "No comment."

"You know, I just, you know, I'm not going to get into what I said or what I didn't say. I, I've just, you know because, I don't know how to, I mean, I don't, you know, I just, I think it's better that I don't talk about that."

--Bo Black on WTMJ-AM (620), commenting on the report that she had called John Norquist a "Nazi."

In cold weather, it holds you up at gunpoint.

Last October, Coca-Cola Co. began testing a vending machine that can automatically raise prices for its drinks in hot weather.

Bipartisanship.

From Democratic Sen. John Forbes Kerry's Yale '66 yearbook: "John Forbes Kerry. Entered Yale September 1962 ... Yale Young Democrats, 1962-1965 ... Yale Young Republicans 1965-1966."