The year that was.NEWS of the death of Jack Profumo the other day had the same effect on me as the scent of a cookie famously had on one of Marcel Proust's characters. The years fell away, and I was, in imagination, back in the mother country at the time of the Profumo scandal. "Sexual intercourse began / In nineteen sixty-three," observed Philip Larkin. I don't know about that; but for early British Boomers like myself, a great many other things began in or about that year. Politics, for example. I had been aware of politics in childhood, but only as a sort of incomprehensible game that adults played. National elections had appeared to me a matter of cars going busily back and forth in our street, each car identifying its party affiliation by either a red or a blue window sticker. We did not often see so many cars, since no one in our street owned one and the street itself led nowhere. These Election Day vehicles belonged to party supporters from better-off neighborhoods. They made themselves available to ferry voters to the polls. We kids sat on our front walls like so many NASCAR NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing), organization that sanctions American stock-car races, est. 1948. It held its first race in Daytona Beach, Fla. fans, watching the cars race to and fro to and fro adv. Back and forth. to and fro Adverb, adj also to-and-fro 1. , cheering our parents' party and hissing at the other. My father, who loathed trade unions and Communists, looked down on the colored races, and thought the country would go better if it were run by a board of successful businessmen, was of course a Labour party voter, and so I cheered the red-stickered cars and hissed at the blues. (This was before the colors got reversed by a faulty computer program, or its history-illiterate programmer, in the 2000 U.S. presidential campaign.) By 1963, the year I left home to go to university in London, I had attained a higher level of understanding. Something was rotten in the state of Britain, I perceived, and I felt pretty sure I knew where the problem lay. Too much power was in the hands of old-school-tie cliques, of the wealthy and privileged, of the entrenched en·trench also in·trench v. en·trenched, en·trench·ing, en·trench·es v.tr. 1. To provide with a trench, especially for the purpose of fortifying or defending. 2. upper classes, of Throne and Altar. The nation needed something brisker, more up-to-date, more efficient, less cobwebbed cob·web n. 1. a. The web spun by a spider to catch its prey. b. A single thread spun by a spider. 2. Something resembling the web of a spider in gauziness or flimsiness. 3. and tradition-bound. It was so obvious! I was, in short, a prototype Tony Blair: I believed that Britain needed re-branding. The Profumo scandal seemed to validate all that. Here were the smug, corrupt elites in all their decadence. The roots of the scandal went back two years, to the moment in the summer of 1961 when a 19-year-old showgirl named Christine Keeler had emerged naked from the pool at Lord Astor's country house into the gaze of Jack Profumo, an old-school-tie type who held the splendid, now alas defunct, title of Secretary of State for War The position of Secretary of State for War, commonly called War Secretary, was a British cabinet-level position, first applied to Henry Dundas (appointed in 1794). In 1801 the post became that of Secretary of State for War and the Colonies. . Profumo was smitten, and an affair ensued. Unfortunately one of the other names on Ms. Keeler's dance card was Eugene Ivanov, an attache ATTACHE. Connected with, attached to. This word is used to signify those persons who are attached to a foreign legation. An attache is a public minister within the meaning of the Act of April 30, 1790, s. 37, 1 Story's L. U. S. at the Soviet embassy. British Military Intelligence got wind of both affairs and warned Profumo to stop seeing Ms. Keeler Keel´er n. 1. One employed in managing a Newcastle keel; - called also keelman ltname>. 2. A small or shallow tub; esp., one used for holding materials for calking ships, or one used for washing dishes, etc. . Profumo dutifully stopped. Rumors gradually leaked out, however, and Profumo spent the second quarter of 1963 insisting to his government colleagues and to the House of Commons House of Commons: see Parliament. that there had been no affair. At last he confessed his lie and resigned from public life; this happened in the middle of that year, just as I was finishing my secondary education. It was all of a piece with much else that had been happening, with the beginning of the changes encompassed by the title of Peter Hitchens's book The Abolition of Britain. If the hapless Jack Profumo represented the old, decadent, don't-alarm-the-servants establishment on the way out, Christine Keeler was a harbinger of the celebrity culture to come, in which individuals of no gifts or accomplishments attained extraordinary fame. Taking the long view, I am inclined to think, like Peter Hitchens, that the older dispensation was the better one. At the time, though, we believed ourselves to be engaged in asserting ancient liberties. We did not deign deign v. deigned, deign·ing, deigns v.intr. To think it appropriate to one's dignity; condescend: wouldn't deign to greet the servant who opened the door. to notice that the establishment we loathed was as keen on those liberties as we were. Freedom from compulsory military service, for example, had been restored in 1960, to the great glee of my sister's boyfriends, three or four years older than I. Jack Profumo had in fact overseen the transition from a conscript military to a volunteer one, and had done so with such skill and imagination he has as much claim as anyone to be called the father of the modern British armed forces. Much of what was happening first became visible as humor. The subversive tendencies in British society had always found humorous outlets; now the subversion was as naked and brazen as the young Ms. Keeler stepping out of Lord Astor's pool. A TV show named That Was The Week That Was That Was The Week That Was, also known as TW3, was a satirical television comedy programme that aired on BBC Television in 1962 and 1963. Devised, produced and directed by Ned Sherrin, the programme was fronted by David Frost and cast members included , aired late on Saturday nights, openly poked fun at established institutions. The satirical magazine Private Eye had embarked on its long campaign against good taste and the laws of libel. From across the Atlantic wafted occasional strains of American irreverence: Mort Sahl, Tom Lehrer. Afew of the more avant-garde of us knew the name Lenny Bruce, though I don't recall hearing any of his material until much later. The Profumo affair made its own contributions to the rising tide of disrespectful jollity jol·li·ty n. pl. jol·li·ties Convivial merriment or celebration. jollity Noun the condition of being jolly Noun 1. : Ms. Keeler had just got undressed for bed when the cabinet fell on her, etc., etc. (Though the true comic muse of the affair turned out to be Ms. Keeler's perky perk·y adj. perk·i·er, perk·i·est 1. Having a buoyant or self-confident air; briskly cheerful. 2. Jaunty; sprightly. perk Welsh companion in vice, Mandy Rice-Davies, who, when told that Lord Astor had denied any acquaintance with her, uttered the immortal response: "Well, he would, wouldn't he?" Just as quotable quot·a·ble adj. Suitable for or worthy of quoting: a quotable slogan; a quotable pundit. quot , though less well-known, was Mandy's pithy pith·y adj. pith·i·er, pith·i·est 1. Precisely meaningful; forceful and brief: a pithy comment. 2. Consisting of or resembling pith. apologia pro vita sua Apologia Pro Vita Sua (Latin: A defence of one's life) is the classic defence of the religious opinions of John Henry Newman, published in 1864 in response to what he saw as an unwarranted attack on Roman Catholic doctrine by Charles Kingsley. made some decades later: "My life has been one long descent into respectability.") John Profumo did extraordinary penance for his one lapse. Soon after resigning, he showed up at a charitable foundation serving the poor and homeless Cockneys of London's East End. They set him to menial chores; but he soon became one of the foundation's most able organizers and fundraisers. This rock of what one of his fellow trustees called "the old, decent, Tory virtues" worked for the charity into his late eighties, while Britain metamorphosed all around him into a nation where those virtues counted for nothing. Nowadays the East End is populated mainly by Muslim immigrants from Bangladesh. Christine Keeler is 64. |
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