The republic of baseball: we are players or spectators of other sports, but citizens of baseball.We are players or spectators of other sports, but citizens of baseball. Its Nielsen ratings Nielsen ratings National ratings of the popularity of U.S. television shows. Developed by A.C. Nielsen in 1950, the system now samples television viewing in about 5,000 homes. and attendance figures go up and down, but it remains inextricably in·ex·tri·ca·ble adj. 1. a. So intricate or entangled as to make escape impossible: an inextricable maze; an inextricable web of deceit. b. part of the American imagination. TED WILLIAMS began his autobiography by saying that when he was a kid his on) ambition was to have people say, as he walked down the street, There goes the greatest hitter who ever lived." My own autobiography could start the same way. It would end differently, though. In this I can confidently speak for millions of American males. Every little boy has his dreams of baseball glory from the first time he feels the delicious shock in the wrists of bat smashing ball and sees the ball rocket away into the outfield, faster and farther than he knew he could propel it. That's enough to keep him going through the long summers when he's picked last in the sandlot sand·lot n. A vacant lot used especially by children for unorganized sports and games. adj. Of, relating to, or played in a sandlot: sandlot baseball. games, assigned to bat last, and ordered to play right field, where he gets yelled at by his teammates when he lets an easy grounder roll past him. Not to play means missing out on the common experience of the male sex. And once you get into it, it's easy to get absorbed. In Ypsilanti, Michigan “Ypsilanti” redirects here. For other uses, see Ypsilanti (disambiguation). Ypsilanti (Ǐp'-sǐ-lǎn-tē) (IPA pronunciation: [ˌɪp sɪ 'læn ti] , I spent long winters studying baseball statistics Statistics are very important to baseball, perhaps as much as they are for cricket, and more than almost any other sport. Since the flow of baseball has natural breaks to it, the game lends itself to easy record keeping and statistics. to while away the endless cold grey days until the snow melted. Then, around mid March, we started our new season in the park, or any empty field. At that time of year it didn't feel good to connect. In the chill, hitting the ball stung your hands, and catching it hurt worse, so that you'd suck your breath through your chattering teeth. You tried to snag the ball in the webbing of your glove, even if you were a good fielder, because having it smack your palm was almost unbearable. Our neighborhood games were played with no more than seven boys on a team: slow pitch, no catchers, no umpires. We'd lob pitches in so that everyone could hit and put the ball in play. Anyway, we were all afraid of fast pitching, though this fear was one of those things you didn't confess, like wetting the bed or getting beaten up by your sister. But we had to face fast pitching in Little League, which turned out to be the fatal hurdle on my way to Cooperstown. To stand in there unflinching at balls whizzing in at upwards of thirty miles an hour simply required steelier nerves than mine. One who possessed such nerves was my teammate Eric Johnson
Eric Johnson (born August 17, 1954) is a guitarist and recording artist from Austin, Texas. , a big boy with thick glasses who could hit a speeding bullet, but couldn't catch a rolling beach ball. I can still see Eric staggering in center field, trying earnestly to get a fix on a lazy fly ball-it was a close game and the bases were loaded and oh Lord I knew what was coming. Only it was worse than I expected. The ball landed smack on the center of his skull. It was like an explosion: the ball, his cap, and his glasses blew apart simultaneously. As poor Eric groped for them all, in no special order, about seven runners streaked past me at third base. The nonpareil Nonpareil - One of five pedagogical languages based on Markov algorithms, used in ["Nonpareil, a Machine Level Machine Independent Language for the Study of Semantics", B. Higman, ULICS Intl Report No ICSI 170, U London (1968)]. The others were Brilliant, Diamond, Pearl and Ruby. of our league was Alan Bara, who at 12 had the poise and motion and narrow-eyed good looks of a big-leaguer. He already belonged on a baseball card. He'd take a perfect level cut into the ball, and it would rise on a line over the fence and just keep going. He also pitched, firing fastballs that would hit the catcher's mitt with a bang-the only pitches in the league that made that sound. Years later the local paper reported that he was hitting just over .200 in a medium-grade minor league. That gave me some inkling of what the competition in the majors must be like. MY BIGGEST treat was to go to Briggs Stadium, forty miles away, when the Yankees were in town. The best part wasn't the game. It was watching Mickey Mantle Noun 1. Mickey Mantle - United States baseball player (1931-1997) Mickey Charles Mantle, Mantle take batting practice. Other players sometimes cleared the fences. Mantle would drive ball after ball deep into the upper deck, or even over the roof. Because of him I was a Yankee fan, defying kith and kin kith and kin pl.n. 1. One's acquaintances and relatives. 2. One's relatives. [Middle English kith, from Old English c and local loyalties. Baseball wasn't just something we played and watched. It was something we lived. We were players, fans, historians, statisticians Statisticians or people who made notable contributions to the theories of statistics, or related aspects of probability, or machine learning: A to E
lads that thought there was no more behind But such a day tomorrow as today, And to be boy eternal. My best friend, Terry Larson, was the same way I was, with two enviable advantages. He owned The Official Encyclopedia of Baseball. And his parents took the morning paper, which meant that Terry arrived at the school bus stop every morning with the latest scores and other news. One cool, sunny May morning Terry announced that Harvey Haddix I quit playing and following baseball in the early Sixties, just when Roger Maris said of meat. See curing. into the greatest pitcher who ever lived, and the Yankees' long dominance of the game was finally coming to an end. When I started following it again, in 1966, I felt like a Japanese soldier who had spent several seasons alone on a desert island. Returning home, as it were, I was struck by what a large part of America's daily life talking baseball is. A cheerful part, too. In the Detroit area it helped that the Tigers had a solid team in those days. In 1968, with Denny McLain McLain attended Mt. winning 31 games, they got many of their victories in the late innings and won the World Series in wonderfully hair-raising fashion. I needed baseball in 1968. It was gratifyingly grat·i·fy tr.v. grat·i·fied, grat·i·fy·ing, grat·i·fies 1. To please or satisfy: His achievement gratified his father. See Synonyms at please. 2. sealed off from the real world, which was being dominated that season by Lyndon Johnson, Abbie Hoffman, and Ho Chi Minh Ho Chi Minh (hô chē mĭn), 1890–1969, Vietnamese nationalist leader, president of North Vietnam (1954–69), and one of the most influential political leaders of the 20th cent. His given name was Nguyen That Thanh. . Baseball offered an experience that was public, but apolitical a·po·lit·i·cal adj. 1. Having no interest in or association with politics. 2. Having no political relevance or importance: claimed that the President's upcoming trip was purely apolitical. . So it has always been. A few years later, playing and just talking baseball became a chief connection with my own kids. For them, even in my twenties, I was the grizzled griz·zled adj. 1. Partly gray or streaked with gray: a grizzled beard. 2. Having fur or hair streaked or tipped with gray. bard of the game, recounting the great archaic legends. Even now my twenty-year-old son Mike tells me the baseball news every morning, just like Terry used to do. BASEBALL is inexhaustible. In loving it you are also loving many other things: summer, youth, skill, grace, camaraderie, courage, tradition, fair play, and whatever fragrances your own memory supplies. Baseball already has its history and mythology, but its statistical lore gives it a special dimension, making its whole past accessible. And arguable. Are today's players as good as the old ones? Much better, according to according to prep. 1. As stated or indicated by; on the authority of: according to historians. 2. In keeping with: according to instructions. 3. Bill Deane, a baseball historian. He figures that fewer than a third of 1901's big-leaguers could make the majors today. The talent pool is bigger now: the male population has tripled, and you don't have to be white to play. The players are notably taller. The very fact that the old heroes' stats were more extreme than today's suggests that the competition was less intense. No pitcher today would be counseled, as the old ones were, to "save your best stuff' for crucial moments. Try to imagine a pitcher throwing forty or so complete games today, or an outfielder hauling Babe Ruth's paunch paunch n. The belly, especially a protruding one; a potbelly. paunch see rumen. . Rogers Homsby might still win six straight batting crowns, but nobody thinks he'd sustain a five-year average of over .400 against today's pitching (and relief pitching). It's more likely that Wade Boggs One intangible though visible change is in players' attitudes. Old-timers insist that their generation was simply more dedicated to the game. A sulker Sulk´er n. 1. One who sulks. like Darryl Strawberry
Has big money taken the edge off the desire to excel? Maybe. Probably. But how much? Unanswerable. The highest salary now is around $4 million. Even adjusting for inflation, that tops the $5,000 Ralph Kiner It's hard to begrudge be·grudge tr.v. be·grudged, be·grudg·ing, be·grudg·es 1. To envy the possession or enjoyment of: She begrudged him his youth. See Synonyms at envy. 2. the players their new prosperity. But there's no question they are allowed to be more temperamental than formerly, thanks to free agency. This has gotten to be a joke. In 1976 the Tigers put 47-year-old Al Cicotte on their roster for four days, strictly as a favor (he needed four games to be eligible for a pension). He hadn't pitched since 1962, and his circumference required a specially tailored uniform. When his pal Ralph Houk, the Tigers' manager, jocosely jo·cose adj. 1. Given to joking; merry. 2. Characterized by joking; humorous. [Latin ioc assured local sportswriters that Cicotte probably wouldn't be seeing much action, Cicotte roared: "Play me or trade me!" When comparing the quality of today's baseball with that of yesteryear's, it's important to bear in mind the St. Louis Browns. Through most of their existence, the Browns occupied a rung somewhere between seventh place and the Gulag Gulag, system of forced-labor prison camps in the USSR, from the Russian acronym [GULag] for the Main Directorate of Corrective Labor Camps, a department of the Soviet secret police (originally the Cheka; subsequently the GPU, OGPU, NKVD, MVD, and finally the KGB). Archipelago. But it's an ill wind that blows no man good, and World War II, by draining baseball of most of its talent for three years, reshuffled the standings so thoroughly that in 1944 the Browns won their first and only pennant. (When a newly captured American pilot related this news to his fellow Americans in a German POW camp, they assumed he must be a German plant. He was ostracized and tormented until a subsequent captive confirmed his story.) At least nobody argues that baseball was at its best during the war. The majors were filled with athletes who had been classified 4-F by their draft boards, and the Browns had the distinction of using a one-armed outfielder named Pete Gray. After the war, they once used a midget as a pinch-hitter-an inspiration of owner Bill Veeck, who himself had only one leg. Veeck tried to rebuild the team by replacing veterans with young players, but that effort came a cropper CROPPER, contracts. One who, having no interest in the land, works it in consideration of receiving a portion of the crop for his labor. 2 Rawle, R. 12. when, before one game with the Yankees, the Browns' hard-bitten manager, Zack Taylor, found that several of his rookies were missing. He finally spotted them over in the Yankee dugout, seeking autographs. "Damnedest damned·est adj. Superlative of damned. n. All that is possible; the utmost: did my damnedest to deliver the term paper on time. thing I ever saw," Taylor snorted. After finishing last again in 1953, the Browns were sold and moved to Baltimore, leaving behind the most dismal peacetime record in baseball history. If they had existed during the Hundred Years War Hundred Years War, 1337–1453, conflict between England and France. Causes Its basic cause was a dynastic quarrel that originated when the conquest of England by William of Normandy created a state lying on both sides of the English Channel. , they might have been formidable. Anyway, when someone tries to tell you baseball was better in the old days, ask him if he's including the St. Louis Browns. The Browns' pitching staff alone helps explain why there used to be .400 hitters back then. If they put an asterisk beside Maris's 61 home runs for having been hit over 162 games, they should put one beside DiMaggio's 56-game hitting streak for having been compiled against the likes of Eldon Auker, who that year gave up 268 hits (and 85 walks) in a mere 216 innings, with a 5.50 ERA to boot. BASEBALL has inspired many good books and lousy movies. The latter include several recent hits: The Natural, Bull Durham, and Field of Dreams. They all have essentially the same fault: they don't respect baseball. They rely on the smirky smirk intr.v. smirked, smirk·ing, smirks To smile in an affected, often offensively self-satisfied manner. n. An affected, often offensively self-satisfied smile. , the maudlin maud·lin adj. Effusively or tearfully sentimental: "displayed an almost maudlin concern for the welfare of animals" Aldous Huxley. See Synonyms at sentimental. , the miraculous to generate emotion. They try to force the audience to react, going for the guffaw guf·faw n. A hearty, boisterous burst of laughter. intr.v. guf·fawed, guf·faw·ing, guf·faws To laugh heartily and boisterously. [Probably imitative. or the lump in the throat without earning honest sentiment. In Bull Durham, the team slut displays her sophisticated awareness of quantum physics by repeatedly using the phrase quantum physics." She makes no mention of Heidegger or Derrida, from which you can safely infer that the script writer has never heard of them, because he'd surely have stuck their names in too. It's that sort of movie. Not that a baseball movie has to display expert knowledge of the game in order to be good. Eight Men Out, a straightforward account of how the 1919 World Series was fixed, is an honorable failure (it's just a little flat and unfocused un·fo·cused also un·fo·cussed adj. 1. Not brought into focus: an unfocused lens. 2. ). But a baseball drama has to find its power in the normal achievements and emotions of baseball itself, without impossible heroics or smutty smut n. 1. a. A particle of dirt. b. A smudge made by soot, smoke, or dirt. 2. a. Obscenity in speech or writing. b. Pornography. 3. a. farce. Winning a close game is dramatic enough to hold a crowd's attention in a stadium, and ought to be able to do the same in a theater. Tunis's boys' books found plenty of tension in the typical situations of sport: conquering fear, coming back from an injury, putting the team ahead of yourself. The baseball book of the season is George Will's Men at Work, a study of what Will calls baseball's complexities and nuances," formerly known as the fine points of the game. (If they kept stats on fancy words, "nuances" would be crowding "parameters" for first place in 1990.) Whatever you want to call them, Will writes about them with a fine eye for the telling statistic and a deep sense of what statistics don't tell you. Like all the best baseball writing, the book assumes that baseball deserves intelligent attention and doesn't need to be talked down to. In his introductory and concluding pages, Will flags a little. He argues, for instance, that being an intelligent fan is "a form of appreciating that is good for the individual's soul, and hence for society." Feeble rationalization. Like any true baseball lover, Will wouldn't care if baseball dissolved your moral fiber and got you arrested by the secret police. Baseball justifies itself, like music. It doesn't have to be good for you, like a sermon, into the bargain. Nevertheless, baseball does have its own kind of moral appeal. It's free of the frequent ugliness of other team sports: the fights and fouls and pilings-on that are characteristic of football, basketball, and hockey, if not intrinsic to them. Bad-conduct penalties of any kind are exceptional in baseball. You (almost) never see a play in baseball canceled by a penalty-and even the (almost) is necessitated only by the notorious "pine-tar incident." (Every fan remembers it.) Baseball is a deeply orderly game. The distinctiveness of its component actions-pitching, hitting, fielding, and base-running-makes them available to separate attention, measurement, analysis, and judgment. Every player's contribution to every play is recorded and given value. The statistics are rarely misleading. If you want to know who the American League's best second baseman of the Thirties was, well, as Casey Stengel used to say, You could look it up." Try that with defensive linemen. Other sports thrill; baseball also absorbs. It's the most discussable game, and it's the national pastime largely because we can talk about it so volubly long after we can play it. No other sport binds the generations the way baseball does. Because it's so thoroughly recorded, baseball has a genuine history. It also has a continuity that the other major team sports don't have. The NFL NFL abbr. National Football League NFL (US) n abbr (= National Football League) → Fußball-Nationalliga keeps changing the most basic rules," Thomas Boswell observes. "Most blocking now would have been illegal use of the hands in Jim Parker's time. How do we compare eras when the sport never stays the same?" In fact, none of the other three sports is the same game it was as recently as the Fifties, for all sorts of reasons. Wilt Chamberlain's season scoring records will never be broken, simply because nobody will ever again play against as many white players as Chamberlain did. (If you want a sure-fire laugh, ask a basketball fan whether Michael Jordan is as great as George Mikan.) The statistical discreteness of individual performance, set against the game's stable history, gives achievement in baseball a permanence and stature other sports can seldom confer. And even racial integration hasn't devalued de·val·ue also de·val·u·ate v. de·val·ued also de·valu·at·ed, de·val·u·ing also de·val·u·at·ing, de·val·ues also de·val·u·ates v.tr. 1. To lessen or cancel the value of. the old records; in fact, most fans-including experts-doubt that Henry Aaron was a greater slugger than the man whose supreme record he broke. Lawrence Ritter reckons that with as many times at bat as Aaron, Ruth would have hit 1,064 home runs. Be that as it may, heroism in baseball is more perduring than in other American sports, and does much to account for the splendid literature baseball has produced. Nearly every fan has read John Updike's description of Williams's last game. AND OF COURSE baseball is always with us, 162 games a year. We get to know the players, unhidden by helmets and shoulder pads. Nobody calls it an "upset" when the worst team beats the best. Old as it is, baseball is forever making fresh news. It just keeps rolling along, and even the Pete Rose scandal can't pollute it. Racial integration has worked better in baseball than in any other area of American life. The game has an unforced racial and ethnic balance. It succeeds because the rules are really impartial. Baseball is a refuge from "social justice." What it offers instead is simple fairness. There are no "racist" balls and strikes, no affirmative action affirmative action, in the United States, programs to overcome the effects of past societal discrimination by allocating jobs and resources to members of specific groups, such as minorities and women. " balls and strikes, only balls and strikes. The umpires don't care who deserves to win on moral, progressive, or demographic grounds. Their role is modest but crucial, and would be corrupted if they brought any supposed Higher Purpose to their work. They care only about the rules. The Supreme Court could learn from them. The rules themselves are remarkably few. They're designed only to facilitate performance, never to hinder it, beyond maintaining a certain equilibrium between offense and defense. In baseball we enjoy what we no longer find in politics: the Western genius for rule-making. A large part of that genius lies in changing the rules as seldom as possible. Baseball is older than the income tax, but its rules can still be printed in a small pamphlet; the tax code runs to several thousand pages. If you've played baseball you can intuit most of the rules without reading them, and you don't need a lawyer to explain them to you. They arise from the game's internal logic and never seem to have been superimposed su·per·im·pose tr.v. su·per·im·posed, su·per·im·pos·ing, su·per·im·pos·es 1. To lay or place (something) on or over something else. 2. for alien or interested purposes. In politics, men are elected to bend the rules in someone's favor. It shouldn't surprise us when they break them too. A key difference between baseball and democracy is that in baseball the winners don't get to rewrite the rules. And it never occurs to the losers to blame the rules for their losses. Our deepest norms of order can still be seen in operation on the diamond when they've been adulterated a·dul·ter·ate tr.v. a·dul·ter·at·ed, a·dul·ter·at·ing, a·dul·ter·ates To make impure by adding extraneous, improper, or inferior ingredients. adj. 1. Spurious; adulterated. 2. Adulterous. everywhere else. Baseball is our Utopia-not in assuring us of the victories we dream of, but in guaranteeing ideal conditions even of defeat. |
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