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The Thrashard meets the Poser.


HEY DUDE!! WHATS UP? NOTICE YOUR SKATE SHOES. DO YA SKATE?

YEA. I JUST MOVE HERE FROM UP STATE A COUPLE DAYS AGO MAN

RIGHT ON DUDE!! BRING YOUR BOARD TOMMOROW. WE'LL SKB SKB Smithkline Beecham
SKB Steve Kimock Band
SKB St Kitts, Saint Kitts And Nevis - Golden Rock (Airport Code)
SKB Sportsklubben Brann (football club, Norway)
SKB Smart Knee Board
!!

COOL. I HAVENT SKATED ANY FAT RAILS SINCE I MOVED.

NEXT DAY..

HURRY UP YOU FUCKIN FAG!! I GOTTA WHOLE PACK OF CIGS CIGS Ceilings (general aviation weather)
CIGS Copper Indium Gallium Selenide
CIGS Chief of the Imperial General Staff (WWII British)
CIGS Centro de Instrução de Guerra na Selva
 TO SMOKE BITCH!

HEY WAIT UP!! I BROUGHT MY SHIT. I'M READY TO FUCKIN SHRED SOME RAILS MAN!!!!

YOURE JUST IN TIME WE WERE HEADIN' TO THE COLLEGE.

SOUNDS FUCK'N COOL!!

WHATS YOUR NAME DUDE??

MY NAMES ALEC

YOU GUYS TALK LIKE BITCHES

WERE OUTTA HERE

LET'S GO SK8 MAN!!

FOLLOW ME DUDE!!

YEA YOU SLOW BITCH

HURRY UP ALEC! THERES RAILS WAITIN TO BE SHREDDED!!!!

I NEED TO JUST SHUT MY FUCKING FACE

AT THE COLLEGE ...

I'LL BUST A FAT ASS K-GRIND!!

I'LL GO AFTER YOU MAN.

HIT THAT FUCKIN' SHIT UP ALEC!!! IT'S SLICK AS SHIT MAN!!!

I SPENT MORE TIME WORRIED ABOUT MY CLOTHS AND SHOES & I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO OLLIE!!!

DAMN! YOU GOT FUCKIN' MANGLED!!!

ALEC, DUDE ARE YOU ALRIGHT?? FUCKIN'A.

YOU WANNA wan·na  
Informal
1. Contraction of want to: You wanna go now?

2. Contraction of want a: You wanna slice of pie? 
 CIG CIG Ceiling (height above ground level to base of clouds)
CIG Conference Intergouvernementale (French: Intergovermental Conference)
CIG Conservation Innovation Grants (USDA NRCS) 
 TO SMOKE MAN???

WE'LL, NOW THEY ALL KNOW. I GUESS I NEED TO TAKE UP THE NEXT "COOLEST THING" THAT THERE IS FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME ........

1 WEEK LATER

HEY DUDE WHATS UP WITH YOUR PAL ALEC? EVER SINCE HE ATE SHIT I HAVENT SEEN HIM AROUND???

I DON'T KNOW Don't know (DK, DKed)

"Don't know the trade." A Street expression used whenever one party lacks knowledge of a trade or receives conflicting instructions from the other party.
 MAN. HE SAID HE COULD BUST RAILS BUT HE WAS A ...

A FUCKIN LIAR.

YEA.

HEY! YA HEAR THAT ... OH SHIT!!! LOOK WHO IT IS!!!

WHAT A FUCKIN' POSER!

WHY DO ALL OF THE POSERS BECOME LAME WANNA-BE PUNKS?

BECAUSE ITS EASIER TO DO AND REQUIRES NO TALENT.

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