The Razz: YEAR WE GO; We suggest the resolutions the stars will make at the Bells.Byline: WITH BEVERLEY LYONS AND CATH CATH CatholicCATH Cathedral CATH Cathode CATH Autonomous Haitian Workers (Haiti) CATH Center for Applied Technologies in the Humanities (Virginia Tech) BENNETT IT'S been a busy old year for celebrities in Britain. Wherever you look, they are up to all sorts of stunts, whether it be shop openings, secret gigs, personal appearances or kiss and tells. So, with the start of a new year, maybe it's time for some of them to take a step back and review their lifestyles. Out with the old and in with the new, as they say. So here are some New Year Resolutions the Razz reckons they might be making for 2005. Jodie Marsh --To find a raison d'etre. Skinny Girls Aloud - To pick up a sponsorship with a toothpick toothpick, n a wood sliver used to cleanse the interdental space. toothpick, balsa wood, n a triangular wedge of balsa wood used to clean the teeth interproximally and stimulate the interdental gingival tissues. company - or garden rakes. Ian Brown - - Buy a good bar of soap. He was a little bit wiffy when he last met the Razz. Drug addicted Pete Doherty - Take up knitting (there's more than one kind of needle you know). Scarlet-headed Noise Next Door - To paint the town red instead of our hair. Justin and Colin - To give Elton John and David Furnish, a younger, far more attractive, Scottish-based run for their money. Angry hubby Brad Pitt - Be nice to Jen, because she's worth it. Booby booby, common name for some members of the family Sulidae, large, streamlined sea birds. Tropical and subtropical members of the family are called boobies; those of northern waters are called gannets. Janet Jackson --- Get Michelle Mone to give me Ultimo ul·ti·mo adv. Abbr. ult. In or of the month before the present one. [Latin ultim  (m bra so
I can avoid making anymore boobs.
Pouting pout 1 v. pout·ed, pout·ing, pouts v.intr. 1. To exhibit displeasure or disappointment; sulk. 2. To protrude the lips in an expression of displeasure or sulkiness. Paris Hilton - Not to take my hotel room business quite so literally. David Beckham - Keep my golden balls well locked up unless I'm playing the field. Dating Darius Danesh - Remember that small isn't always beautiful. Motorcycle-mad Ewan McGregor - Not to take people so literally next time they tell me to get onmy bike. Avid Merrion - To get a real stalker of my very own. McFly - To meet some nice, friendly McLadybirds. Madonna - Call myself Senga and move to Scotland. Shane McGowan from The Pogues - Save my only tooth by investing in a toothbrush. Nervy Natalie Appleton - Take assertiveness classes. Leslie Grantham - Steer clear of any PC World sales. Sadie Frost - Learn to love milk. Elton John - Buy myself a copy of How to Make Friends and Influence People. Jodie Marsh - Stay away from the fake tan. Davina McCall --- No more naff hair adverts. Abi Titmuss - Try to remember that less is not always more. |
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