The Man Who Invented Saturday Morning and Other Adventures in American Enterprise.The Man Who Invented Saturday Morning and Other Adventures in American Enterprise. When I was a business reporter in the Midwest, I once came across a food company whose earnings were being depressed by its struggling new soft drink. The company's beverage showed a picture of Fred Flinstone and was called Yabba Dabba Dew. I always wondered if someone's career was stunted, or if a cloud of ignominy IGNOMINY. Public disgrace, infamy, reproach, dishonor. Ignominy is the opposite of esteem. Wolff, Sec. 145. See Infamy. settled over some hapless young product manager, who was forever stigmatized as the guy who went down with Yabba Dabba Dew. I was reminded of my musings when reading David Owen's collection of humorous essays, which originally appeared in Harper's and The Atlantic. Owen writes about curious backwaters of American business, such as a company in Buffalo, New York New York, state, United States New York, Middle Atlantic state of the United States. It is bordered by Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and the Atlantic Ocean (E), New Jersey and Pennsylvania (S), Lakes Erie and Ontario and the Canadian province of that makes high-tech frozen foods ("The Soul of a New Dessert") or a museum of failed products that exhibits Gimme gim·me Informal Contraction of give me. adj. Slang Demanding material things or especially money; acquisitive: today's gimme society; tired of gimme letters. n. Cucumber hair conditioner, Mister Meatloaf, and AfroKola, The Soul Drink (alas, no mention of Yabba Dabba Dew). The book's title essay concerns a morning cartoon show. Playing the role of a stranger in a strange land, Owen examines these enterprises and also provides first-person accounts of a Beatles memorabilia tour, a conference for Amway-like pyramid selling networks, and a meeting in St. Louis attended by people who plan meetings. Owen makes no pretense to being a business reporter; while trying to explain the economics of the pyramid schemes he says, "At this point it begins to get a little confusing and, in truth, I don't understand how it works." He has a great eye for absurd detail and a deft touch with funny names and quotes. A lot of this book's humor sounds like "Late Night With David Letterman Late Night with David Letterman was a nightly hour-long comedy talk show on NBC hosted by David Letterman. It premiered in 1982 and went off the air in 1993 after Letterman left NBC when he moved to Late Show on CBS. "--which is not surprising, since many of Letterman's gag writers are, like Owen, former staffers of The Harvard Lampoon. Like Letterman, Owen dishes out plenty of mock-serious commentary: "Clarence Birdseye's estimable es·ti·ma·ble adj. 1. Possible to estimate: estimable assets; an estimable distance. 2. Deserving of esteem; admirable: an estimable young professor. achievements notwithstanding, the early history of frozen food was not an unbroken chain of triumphs... centuries flew by and human civilization advanced in ways far too numerous to describe in a single sentence, 'frozen foods technology improved.'" All that is missing is a musical riff from Paul Shaffer and the "Late Night" band. Owen's stories make you laugh, but the aftertaste aftertaste /af·ter·taste/ (-tast?) a taste continuing after the substance producing it has been removed. af·ter·taste n. is often one of condescension con·de·scen·sion n. 1. The act of condescending or an instance of it. 2. Patronizingly superior behavior or attitude. [Late Latin cond . Working stiffs are devoting their futile little lives to futile little jobs, like running a Fresh 'n Frosty machine. In Owen's hands, their foibles become highly amusing for the upscale readers of magazines like Harper's and The Atlantic. "All in all, Rich Products Corporation struck me as a fun place to work," Owen says of a frozen-foods company, but his claim is unconvincing. The message from these essays is that Owen is exceedingly grateful to have escaped his hometown of Kansas City, to have graduated from Harvard, and to be a credentialed member of the East Coast witty writers guild. There is an echo in his work of another clever midwestern boy who made it big among the New York-Washington intelligentsia--Michael Kinsley, Owen's former editor at Harper's, who is thanked in the book's acknowledgements. When he exercises a little restraint and detachment, Owen can be both funny and much more interesting. The two best essays in the book contain his descriptions of entrepreneurs--Chester Carlso, who invented Xerography xerography (zərŏg`rəfē'), also called electrophotography, method of dry photocopying in which the image is transferred by using the attractive forces of electric charges. , and Charles Lazarus, who founded Toys-R-Us. Here Owen writes with compassion, even admiration. There's also an excellent chapter on trade magazines like Hardware Age and Turkey World. Owen's humor here is gentler, warmer, and more entertaining--possibly because Owen himself was once an intern with Milling & Banking News. "Trade and professional magazines make some of the most esoteric reading in the world," Owen writes. "They are the forum where American business talks to itself. Flipping through them is like eavesdropping Secretly gaining unauthorized access to confidential communications. Examples include listening to radio transmissions or using laser interferometers to reconstitute conversations by reflecting laser beams off windows that are vibrating in synchrony to the sound in the room. on private conversations." The better essays also contain more about the subject matter and less about Owen, who is not as interesting as the businesses he writes about. For example, Owen goes on at length about his travels in a van that monitors satellite TV signals: "Well, Doug and I had a beer and Tim some scotch. Then I had some bourbon and Doug had another beer and Tim had some more scotch....Then we watched some sort of helicopter show." Occasionally his personal interventions into the stories are funny, but more frequently they are annoying distractions. Maybe it's time for Owen to take on larger subjects, to work with a bigger canvas. Instead of writing about oddly named products and eccentric Beatles devotees, it would be great to read an account from Owen at ringside ring·side n. 1. The area or seats immediately outside an arena or ring, as at a prizefight. 2. A place providing a close view of a spectacle. describing a titanic corporate takeover battle, a frenzy at the Tokyo Stock Exchange Tokyo Stock Exchange Main stock market of Japan, located in Tokyo. It opened in 1878 to provide a market for the trading of government bonds newly issued to former samurai. , or the greed of a plutocratic plu·toc·ra·cy n. pl. plu·toc·ra·cies 1. Government by the wealthy. 2. A wealthy class that controls a government. 3. A government or state in which the wealthy rule. investment banker Investment Banker A person representing a financial institution that is in the business of raising capital for corporations and municipalities. Notes: An investment banker may not accept deposits or make commercial loans. . He has already written a book attacking standardized educational testing; here's hoping Owen finds other large, deserving targets for his stylish writing and potent sarcasm. |
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