Team spirit.SOMETHING strange happened after the first screenings of Team America: World Police: The Left squealed and squealed--not with delight, but in indignation, disbelief, and fury. They were being skewered, in this movie, and they weren't used to it. They are never skewered in the movies. They own the movies! How could this happen? I thought of Fox News: Every other news network on the planet might be left-leaning, but should there be one that strays from the herd, a lot of people go nuts. This must be the way it is with monopolists: If you own almost everything on the block, the one building you don't own stands as a huge offense. So, who's responsible for Team America? Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the duo from South Park. What is South Park? The animated, incredibly foul, anarcho-libertarian sitcom on Comedy Central. The show is beloved--or at least appreciated--by some conservatives, because it sends up the PC Left wildly. (Flaky flaky - (Or "flakey") Subject to frequent lossage. This use is of course related to the common slang use of the word to describe a person as eccentric, crazy, or just unreliable. , self-righteous environmentalists come in for special mockery.) And you will recall that, in 1999, Parker and Stone made a South Park movie, which parodied the cultural Right, among other things. They met at the University of Colorado University of Colorado may refer to:
Soon they were in Hollywood, and their sitcom had been sold. Comedy Central placed no restrictions on them. Or rather, almost no restrictions: They couldn't make fun of the Nation of Islam Nation of Islam: see Black Muslims. Nation of Islam or Black Muslims African American religious movement that mingles elements of Islam and black nationalism. It was founded in 1931 by Wallace D. . Why? As Parker put it to another interviewer, "We think it was out of fear that we'd be killed, and then [the network] wouldn't have a show." This is hardly irrelevant to the present situation. Last summer, word leaked that the boys were preparing a movie that would parody the War on Terror This article is about U.S. actions, and those of other states, after September 11, 2001. For other conflicts, see Terrorism. The War on Terror (also known as the War on Terrorism . One White House official complained--to the Internet's Matt Drudge--that the war was no laughing matter No Laughing Matter is an episode of U.S. Acres from the series Garfield and Friends. It was the 74th episode produced for the series, although it is listed as the 71st episode on the Garfield and Friends DVD. It originally aired on October 21, 1989. . So now the Bushies were Censors of Art. Some of us duly debated the matter on CNN CNN or Cable News Network Subsidiary company of Turner Broadcasting Systems. It was created by Ted Turner in 1980 to present 24-hour live news broadcasts, using satellites to transmit reports from news bureaus around the world. . When Team America came out, however, it wasn't the White House who was complaining. Certain lefties kept a kind of scorecard: How many times did Parker and Stone skewer the Terror Warriors, how many times did they skewer the Hollywood Left The Hollywood Left is a pejorative term used to describe the politically active liberal or left-wing segment of the Hollywood-based entertainment industry. Various traditionalist and right-wing commentators have claimed the existence of a mailing list, developed during the (the Left that gets skewered in this flick)? Sean Penn is one of the skewerees, and, as soon as the movie was glimpsed, he sent a fiery note to the boys, closing, "All best, and a sincere f*** you." The boys remarked that the likes of Penn weren't accustomed to being mocked. That was an understatement: They are used to being honored as sages and saints (saints of the political kind). Parker and Stone are amazingly fearless, willing never to eat lunch in their town again. George Clooney George Timothy Clooney (May 6, 1961) is an American actor, director, producer and screenwriter who gained fame as the lead doctor in the long-running television drama, ER is a friend of theirs--or at least a friendly acquaintance--but they place him among their dupes and dolts, too. Parker told In Focus, "We've hung out with George. But the thing is, he was on that list, man--he was on that MoveOn.org. So we weren't gonna be hypocritical and be like, 'Well, let's not Let's Not is a science fiction short story by Isaac Asimov. It was first published in Boston University Graduate Journal in December 1954. It was written for no payment as a favour to the journal, and later appeared in the collection Buy Jupiter. pick on George. He's our friend.' We're like, 'Nope: F*** you, George.'" The duo likes to make enemies everywhere, being equal-opportunity insulters. But to insult the Left ... is to do something shocking, and decisive. As Parker observed, "Basically, if you think Michael Moore's full of [something], then you are a super-Christian right-wing whatever. And we're both pretty middle-ground guys." The film critic of the New York New York, state, United States New York, Middle Atlantic state of the United States. It is bordered by Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and the Atlantic Ocean (E), New Jersey and Pennsylvania (S), Lakes Erie and Ontario and the Canadian province of Times, A. O. Scott, noted that Parker and Stone have "always been hard to place ideologically"--but "a number of commentators have discerned a pronounced conservative streak" in their work, "a hypothesis that 'Team America' to some extent confirms." The movie--which is done with marionettes, incidentally--concerns the efforts of Team America (otherwise known as "the administration") to defeat the bad guys. Chief among these bad guys are Islamist terrorists and Kim Jong Il Kim Jong Il or Kim Chong Il (born Feb. 16, 1941, Siberia, Russia, U.S.S.R.) Son of Kim Il-sung. He was designated his father's successor in 1980 and became North Korea's de facto leader on his father's death in 1994. . The story opens in Paris, where, in the process of killing some terrorists, the Team accidentally blows up the Eiffel Tower Eiffel Tower, structure designed by A. G. Eiffel and erected in the Champ-de-Mars for the Paris exposition of 1889. The tower is 984 ft (300 m) high and consists of an iron framework supported on four masonry piers, from which rise four columns uniting to form one , the Louvre Louvre (l `vrə), foremost French museum of art, located in Paris. The building was a royal fortress and palace built by Philip II in the late 12th cent. , and much else. Here we see one of
the movie's themes: America may be reckless, clumsy, heedless, but
it means well, unlike its opponents.
Later, in Egypt, Team America blows up some large ancient statues (in addition to the Pyramids). I couldn't help thinking that the Taliban blew up such statues, deliberately. They thought that their religion demanded it. Team members are rah-rah patriotic, and the Manhattanites with whom I saw the movie enjoyed laughing at them. One warrior (the protagonist, and our hero) visits the Lincoln Memorial Lincoln Memorial, monument, 107 acres (45 hectares), in Potomac Park, Washington, D.C.; built 1914–17. The building, designed by Henry Bacon and styled after a Greek temple, has 36 Doric columns representing the states of the Union at the time of Lincoln's , the Iwo Jima Iwo Jima (ē`wō jē`mə, ē`wô), Jap. Io-jima, volcanic island, c.8 sq mi (21 sq km), W Pacific, largest and most important of the Volcano Islands. Mt. Memorial, and Arlington Cemetery, where he prays--they laugh. Every time a character gushes mock-Rumsfeldian rhetoric, they laugh. But they stop laughing when the tables are turned--and some of them even walk out! Penn, Alec Baldwin, Tim Robbins Timothy Francis Robbins (born October 16, 1958) is an American Academy Award-winning actor, screenwriter, director, producer, activist and musician. He is the longtime partner of actress Susan Sarandon, with whom he shares liberal political views. , Martin Sheen, Matt Damon, et al. are members of the Film Actors Guild, or F.A.G. They spout nonsense (very true-to-life) about corporations, warmongering war·mon·ger n. One who advocates or attempts to stir up war. war mon , and
hybrid cars. When Team America is held hostage by Kim Jong Il, Penn and
Sheen serve, for a while, as their guards. We're meant to think--I
think we're meant to think--of Jane Fonda Noun 1. Jane Fonda - United States film actress and daughter of Henry Fonda (born in 1937)Fonda in Vietnam. Is this fair? No, it is savagely satirical--and probably no less fair than Michael Moore's putatively factual Fahrenheit 9/11. Speaking of Moore, he is in Team America--definitely not on Team America--as a suicide bomber Noun 1. suicide bomber - a terrorist who blows himself up in order to kill or injure other people act of terrorism, terrorism, terrorist act - the calculated use of violence (or the threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political . He blows up Mt. Rushmore, site of Team America headquarters. That is kind of funny. What isn't funny at all is when terrorists blow up the Panama Canal Panama Canal, waterway across the Isthmus of Panama, connecting the Atlantic (by way of the Caribbean Sea) and Pacific oceans, built by the United States (1904–14) on territory leased from the republic of Panama. . The carnage is horrible. We see bodies in the fashion of 9/11. Then Alec Baldwin is depicted lecturing Team America, saying they're to blame: "The blood of the victims is on your hands." May I share an e-mail I received recently? This was right after terrorists in Iraq killed some 30 children: "The blood of these innocents is on the hands of those slimeballs, Bush and Cheney, and, Mr. Nordlinger, on your hands for supporting them. I hope their ripped-apart, bloody bodies float on your mind each night when you go to bed, because they should if there's any justice." Parker and Stone don't conjure a mentality out of the air. The lead villain of the piece is Kim, the Dear Leader, who is a hoot, if an evil one. He often says, "Herro!" (That would be "Hello!" Did I mention that these guys are mind-bogglingly politically incorrect?) Kim feeds a gullible Hans Blix--"Hans Brix"--to the sharks. This is shortly after Blix asks to inspect Kim's palace, "or else." "Or else what?" asks the dictator. Or else--and this may be the most effective bit of satire in the whole movie--"we [the U.N.] will be very, very angry, and we will write a letter telling you how angry we are." When he has them in his clutches, Kim sneers at Team America, "You're the last of the flag-waving Americans." But there's life in that breed yet: They trip up Kim, the terrorists, and the apologists who give them aid and comfort. (There's a loaded phrase.) I have written a political review--not really a review at all. The movie is not a clear success, being too crude, for one thing. (By "crude," I don't mean dirty, which it is, to a revolting extent. I mean not clever enough.) In truth, the movie, slam-bang and brief as it is, is a little dull. It is partly a spoof of the action genre, stocked with entertainment-world references and allusions. And it has some amusing music. Our main point here, however, is that Team America has the Left in a snit, which is a marvelous thing. It also puts the warriors on the side of cool, sort of--another marvelous thing. And none too common. Refreshing about Trey Parker and Matt Stone is that they don't claim to be sages, or saints. Listen to Stone: "Uh, I keep hearing about these undecided voters, and I think, 'Who are these people?' I mean, do you know anybody that doesn't have an opinion about the election? So sure, we get our two cents in the movie, but who are we? A couple of guys so stupid we thought making a movie with marionettes would be fun." Team America is fun. For some. |
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