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Teaching doesn't count.


Teaching Doesn't Count

I hadn't taken any education courses in college. But to obtain the license, I needed only a bachelor's degree. I had never taught before, and that did not matter, either. The Board of Education fingerprinted me, but never asked for personal or professional references.

I later learned from an examiner who was an assistant principal at my school that I could have made five grammar or spelling mistakes spelling mistake nfalta de ortografía  and still passed the written exam.

I got the elementary-ed license, but no help finding a job. Despite the critical shortage of teachers, the Board of Education didn't maintain a central clearinghouse where vacancies were listed.

I want haunting on my own. I discovered that I'd have no trouble getting a position teaching junior high math, even though I had never had to demonstrate proficiency in the subject. At Walt Whitman, an assistant principal interviewed me for about five minutes, four days before students were to return to school. I'd run a homeroom home·room  
n.
A school classroom to which a group of pupils of the same grade are required to report each day.

Noun 1. homeroom
, patrol the hallways and auditorium four periods a week, and teach math to five classes of eighth graders. My salary would be $23,000--about $3,000 less than a first-year city garbage hauler would earn.

I was armed only with a 19-hour, three-day training session given by the Board of Education two weeks before. "Don't lend anything to a student, even a pen, without getting an IOU--an umbrella, a Nintendo tape, a mirror," our trainer, a veteran junior high teacher, had told me and my class of 31 fellow recruits.

Our trainer also had some per one-liners. If a student says, "Drop dead," we could retort re·tort
n.
A closed laboratory vessel with an outlet tube, used for distillation, sublimation, or decomposition by heat.



retort

a globular, long-necked vessel used in distillation.
: "You don't listen to everything I say, and I won't listen to everything you say." If a student says, "___ you," we reply: "I don't want to "I Don't Want To"/"I Love Me Some Him" is the third single released from Toni Braxton's multiplatinum second album, Secrets. Written and produced by R. Kelly, this ballad describes the agony of a break-up. , and I doubt you could."

My early days in school, which I thought would be consumed with teaching, instead were devouted by discipline problems. One day early in the year, the students in one class rattled rat·tle 1  
v. rat·tled, rat·tling, rat·tles

v.intr.
1.
a. To make or emit a quick succession of short percussive sounds.

b.
 their desks whenever I turned to the blackboard (1) See Blackboard Learning System.

(2) The traditional classroom presentation board that is written on with chalk and erased with a felt pad. Although originally black, "white" boards and colored chalks are also used.
; another day, two boys from my bottom class threw a Super Ball around the room.

Even when I wasn't trying to cope with major disruptions, I had to confront the incessant talking and disrespect of many students--to me and to each other. The first few weeks of school, I considered a period successful if I was able to teach 10 minutes out of the 43.

When I tested the authority of the eighth-grade dean by sending him a student who had violently rattled a desk whenever I turned to write on the board, the dean wrote back, "This is not a discipline problem. Please readmit readmit
Verb

[-mitting, -mitted] to let (a person or country) back into a place or organization

readmission n

Verb 1.
 to class."

Those who can't teach, teach

"There are three things you need to survive in this school system," an assistant principal told me one afternoon. "Not just at this school, but anywhere."

I expected him to say good teaching, good planning, and a love of the kids.

"Clean bulleting boards, impeccable paperwork, and a tidy classroom," he said. "Oh, and one more thing. Discipline. If you've got that, you've got it down."

"You mean when it gets right down to it, you don't really have to teach that well?" I asked. The assistant principal shrugged.

This wasn't official policy at Walt Whitman. It wasn't even this man's view of what makes a good teacher. But it was pragmatic reality. Among the 63,726 teachers in city schools, there are mediocre teachers who hold on to their jobs as long as they master the administrative details. Teachers are rated once a year, on their punctuality Punctuality
Fogg, Phileas

completes world circuit at exact minute he wagered he would. [Fr. Lit.: Around the World in Eighty Days]

Gilbreths

disciplined family brought up to abide by strict, punctual standards. [Am. Lit.
, control of their classes, their preparation, and housekeeping. Only two ratings are used--satisfactory and unsatisfactory. Unsatisfactory ratings are extremely rare, so there is virtually no differentation between mediocre and superb teachers.

I got a satisfactory rating for my work last year. But even if I had been given an unsatisfactory rating, I could have applied to other schools.

If I had been a tenured ten·ured  
adj.
Having tenure: tenured civil servants; tenured faculty.

Adj. 1. tenured
 teacher--a licensed teacher with at least three years' experience--it would have been more difficult to get rid of me. Last year, the Board of Education fired just 20 tenured teachers.

For terrific teachers, there are few rewards from the board or the Whitman administration. sometimes a letter commending good work is put in a teacher's personnel file, but that's rare. Some teachers are asked to ist on advisory panels and are paid modest stipends, but these extracurricular tasks require extra work. A few teachers are rewarded by being pulled out of the classroom several periods a week to serve as mentors for other teachers. But the school system makes no monetary distinction between terrific teachers and mediocre ones.

Paperwork responsibilities were enormous. A teacher's homeroom attendance must be recorded in three places, and one of them, the red roll book, is so sacred it is collected every few months and audited by the Board of Education.

Because they might make mistakes, Whitman students taking standardized tests A standardized test is a test administered and scored in a standard manner. The tests are designed in such a way that the "questions, conditions for administering, scoring procedures, and interpretations are consistent" [1]  are not allowed to prepare the biographical portion of their answer sheets; their homeroom teachers must do it for them. This means that every time a standardized test is given--last year, there were four for the eighth graders--teachers must blacken black·en  
v. black·ened, black·en·ing, black·ens

v.tr.
1. To make black.

2. To sully or defame: a scandal that blackened the mayor's name.

3.
 thousands of little circles on dozens of answer sheets.

Those who can't learn, graduate

The music director raised his hand, the electric piano An electric piano (e-piano) is an electric musical instrument whose popularity started in the late 1960s, was at its greatest during the 1970s and still is big today. Many models were designed for home or school use or to replace a (heavy) and un-amplified piano on stage, while  started, and several hundred students who had filed into the auditorium began learning the school song. It was the first rehearsal for the 1989 eighth-grade graduation from Walt Whitman Intermediate School in Flatbush, Brooklyn Flatbush is a community of the Borough of Brooklyn, a part of New York City, consisting of several neighborhoods.

The name Flatbush is an Anglicization of the Dutch language Vladbos (approximately wooded land).
.

I scanned the rows of students. Scattered Scattered

Used for listed equity securities. Unconcentrated buy or sell interest.
 about were several dozen who didn't know their times tables, couldn't write a simple essay, or couldn't understand a short passage in an elementary textbook. Yet, in less than two months, they would be adorned a·dorn  
tr.v. a·dorned, a·dorn·ing, a·dorns
1. To lend beauty to: "the pale mimosas that adorned the favorite promenade" Ronald Firbank.

2.
 in caps and gowns and graduated to high school. I felt like I was watching a heinous hei·nous  
adj.
Grossly wicked or reprehensible; abominable: a heinous crime.



[Middle English, from Old French haineus, from haine, hatred, from
 lie.

And yet, I, too, was perpetuating the lie. I was going to pass students in math who hadn't come close to mastering the curriculum. "Think, before you fail a student, whether he will be well-served by another year here," the Whitman principal, Claude Winfield, told us at a faculty conference near the end of the year. "Are you doing a service to your colleagues who will have to teach that student next year? Are you doing a service to the student who will have to tell himself he's a failure?"

Id didn't matter whether kids failed my math class anyway. At our school and most other intermediate schools in the city, kids who would turn 15 by summer's end would be graduated to high school, regardless of their grades or their test scores.

My pupil, my enemy

I am still stunned stun  
tr.v. stunned, stun·ning, stuns
1. To daze or render senseless, by or as if by a blow.

2. To overwhelm or daze with a loud noise.

3.
 by how little teachers are trusted by the school administration. I had to post a time card each morning and each afternoon, and I had to stay in school until the dismissal bell rang, even after I was done teaching for the day. I could not get tests mimeographed or order my yearly allotment of supplies without a supervisor's approval.

Chalk was handed out a box at a time. And "out of order" signs were taped to the copying machines even when they worked; teachers were not permitted to use them. Materials for students were rationed ra·tion  
n.
1. A fixed portion, especially an amount of food allotted to persons in military service or to civilians in times of scarcity.

2. rations Food issued or available to members of a group.

tr.v.
 even more stringently. For the first three weeks of the year, we were not allowed to distribute textbooks. Yet we were also limited to one class set--35 copies--of any worksheett. If I needed worksheets for more than one class, I had to forbid for·bid  
tr.v. for·bade or for·bad , for·bid·den or for·bid, for·bid·ding, for·bids
1. To command (someone) not to do something: I forbid you to go.

2.
 the students from writing on them and retrieved them for my next class. A supervisor had to sign off on anything I wanted to have copied.

For all the talk of accountability I had heard as an education reporter, I found a system where excellence is rarely rewarded and incompetence is rarely punished or helped. Even a simple thank you is rarely uttered by an administrator to a teacher. Great teachers usually are great because they care to be great, not because the system demands it. Lazy teachers are allowed to stay that way. A tenured teacher who minds his kids and his paperwork is rarely dismissed, even if little teaching goes on in his or her classroom. By the same token, teachers who want and need good words rarely get them.

Ultimately, I saw a system that often does not have the time nor the inclination to care about the kids inside it. Most of my eighth graders, for instance, never got even a five-minute block of time with a guidance counselor guidance counselor Child psychology A school worker trained to screen, evaluate and advise students on career and academic matters  to help map out their future or to discuss which of the city's 117 high schools might be appropriate for them. Since I didn't understand the verbose Wordy; long winded. The term is often used as a switch to display the status of some operation. For example, a /v might mean "verbose mode."  and tedious high school directory, I couldn't help the kids much myself.

And, unless they're participating in a special program, kids may not stay after school. Without special permission in writing from a supervisor, they may not enter school early, either. Although the need for security was real, I felt sometimes like I was working in an institution that considered its client--the kids--to be dangerous intruders.

Emily Sachar is a reporter at Newsday. [C] Newsday/Emily Sachar. 1990. Reprinted with permission.
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Title Annotation:The Jokers Who Run Our Schools
Author:Sachar, Emily
Publication:Washington Monthly
Date:Sep 1, 1990
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