Tam Cowan: Name shame.
Byline: Tam Cowan Tam Cowan (born 1969) is a Scottish football journalist, radio and television presenter who was educated at Braidhurst High School in Motherwell. He has a twice weekly article in the Daily Record newspaper and is presenter of Scottish football comedy TV show Offside.
CONGRATULATIONS to Phoebe Phoebe, in astronomy
Phoebe (fē`bē), in astronomy, one of the named moons, or natural satellites, of Saturn. Also known as Saturn IX (or S9), Phoebe is 137 mi (220 km) in diameter, orbits Saturn at a mean distance of 8,047,985 mi Hutchison who recently walked down the aisle with Patrick Beebe. Yes, folks, that means she's now called Phoebe Beebe.
Phoebe Beebe? It's enough to give you the heebie-jeebies. But I now invite you to suggest a few more marriages made in hell.
Send your emails to the usual address and I'll start the ball rolling with an old classic.
What if Whoopi Goldberg had got hitched to Peter Cushing
TAKING CARE: Whoopi