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This week, when the Dodgers traded away Gary Sheffield

For other people named Gary Sheffield, see Gary Sheffield (disambiguation).

Gary Antonian Sheffield (born November 18, 1968 in Tampa, Florida) is a Major League Baseball designated hitter and outfielder for the Detroit Tigers.
, their most dynamic player, having already cut loose Chan Ho Park, their winningest pitcher, and bid farewell to Jeff Shaw
    For the Australian politician, see .
Jeffrey Lee Shaw (born July 7 1966 in Washington Court House, Ohio) is a former Major League Baseball relief pitcher who had a 12-year career from 1990 to 2001.
, their best imitation of a bullpen ace, many fans probably wondered what the attraction will be this season at the local ballpark.

The third-place team doesn't seem to have got any better through its winter trades and signings. And the major acquisitions - Brian Jordan
    Brian O'Neal Jordan (born March 29 1967 in Baltimore, Maryland) is a former Major League Baseball outfielder and first baseman. After a brief NFL career, he played the first seven years of his baseball career with the St.
    , Odalis Perez, Hideo Nomo Hideo Nomo

    (born Aug. 31, 1968 , Osaka, Japan) Japanese baseball pitcher whose success with the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1995 created new opportunities for Asian players in Major League Baseball.
    , Paul Quantrill
      Paul John Quantrill (born November 3, 1968 in London, Ontario, Canada raised in Kingsville, Ontario) is a former Major League Baseball right-handed relief pitcher. He has earned a reputation for being very durable and having impeccable control.
      , Omar Daal
        Omar José Daal (born February 23, 1972 in Maracaibo, Zulia State, Venezuela) is a former Major League Baseball pitcher who played for 11 seasons, from 1993 through 2003.
         - aren't the sort to brighten a stadium marquee.

        How will the Dodgers sell 3 million tickets again this year?

        As it happens, the Dodgers plan to unveil their 2002 marketing slogan soon. A club spokesman hinted it would be similar to last year's ``Being Here is Everything,'' putting an emphasis on the joys of an All-American evening of munching peanuts and ducking foul balls.

        That could be the way to go.

        These slogans could work:

        Baseball's Fun, Even If the Home Team Stinks.

        Best Entertainment Value in Town, Unless You'd Like a Good Seat.

        It's Not As If You're Going to Stay for Nine Innings, Anyway.

        Or even:

        Being Here Is Everything, If There's Nothing on TV.

        Then again, the Dodgers could push some other themes.

        They could emphasize the quality of National League baseball with these slogans:

        Barry Bonds Barry Lamar Bonds (born July 24 1964 in Riverside, California) is a left fielder for the San Francisco Giants of Major League Baseball. He is the son of former major league All-Star Bobby Bonds, the godson of Hall of Famer Willie Mays, and a distant cousin of Hall of Famer Reggie  Here April 2-3-4.

        Come and Boo Gary Sheffield Aug. 23-24-25.

        Every Opponent Will Be the Best Team You See This Week.

        Understand, I'm just trying to be helpful.

        Maybe they could emphasize the club's rich history:

        Remember 1988! (If You're Too Young, Ask Your Grandpa.)

        Do It for Brooklyn!

        Devon White
          This article is about the baseball player. For the former soccer player, see Devon White (footballer).
        Devon Markes White, aka "Devo", (born December 29 1962 in Kingston, Jamaica) is a former Major League Baseball center fielder, best known for
         Slept Here.

        Or they could try to turn Major League Baseball's current unsettled economic situation to their advantage:

        It Could Be Worse, You Could Be a Twins Fan.

        Give Us Your Money, or We Just Might Move to D.C.

        Help Us to Spruce Up the Bottom Line, and Maybe Fox Can Sell the Franchise.

        Or they could put modern twists on some old baseball phrases.

        The pre-World War I Cubs had the double-play combination of Tinker to Evers to Chance Tinker to Evers to Chance

        legendary baseball double-play combination (1902–1910). [Am. Sports: Turkin, 474]

        See : Cooperation
        . The Dodgers could tout Izturis to Grudzielanek to Karros. It rolls right off the tongue.

        The old Braves pitching lined up as Spahn and Sain and Pray for Rain. The Dodgers have Brown and Ishii and Pray for ... for ... OK, this one needs work, too.

        Leo Durocher said, ``Nice guys finish last.'' Well, the Dodgers won't finish last. How about, Nice Guys Finish Fourth?

        It's true, these Dodgers do seem like nice guys, now that the prickly Sheffield has been shipped off to Atlanta. Of course, now that he's in Atlanta, he's not going to be as prickly anymore.

        Anyway, the Dodgers could remind fans that the players and coaching staff are like family and that the season serves as a kind of reunion. The club can highlight the different personalities:

        Eric Karros: There's One Dodger You've Heard Of.

        Shawn Green: Come and See What That Wild and Crazy Guy Will Do Next.

        Kevin Brown: He Won't Bite If You Don't Get Too Close to His Cage.

        Jim Tracy: It's Not His Fault.

        Just because a lot of experts think the Dodgers have fallen further behind Arizona and San Francisco in the National League West - and might even get passed by San Diego this season - they don't have to be sheepish sheep·ish  
        1. Embarrassed, as by consciousness of a fault: a sheepish grin.

        2. Meek or stupid.

         about their chances.

        So how about a slogan that reads like a courageous prediction:

        We Might Win More Games Than the Lakers.
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        Publication:Daily News (Los Angeles, CA)
        Date:Jan 20, 2002

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