TINSELTOWN SPYWITNESS.Byline: Elizabeth Snead and Joel Stratte-McClure PUBLISH OR PARIS Paris, in Greek mythology Paris or Alexander, in Greek mythology, son of Priam and Hecuba and brother of Hector. Because it was prophesied that he would cause the destruction of Troy, Paris was abandoned on Mt. : Gosh, as if an heiress isn't busy enough! Paris Hilton turned up at Brentano's Bookstore in Century City Tuesday to sign her new book ``Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose.'' More than a hundred Paris fans - overweight old men, tattooed punks, blond surfers and pink-clad pubescent pubescent /pu·bes·cent/ (pu-bes´int) 1. arriving at the age of puberty. 2. covered with down or lanugo. pu·bes·cent adj. 1. girls - waited for hours to see the supermodel/actress. One teenage boy had waited since noon for her 7:30 p.m. signing. ``She's hot,'' he said, with a shrug. TV crews and paparazzi pa·pa·raz·zo n. pl. pa·pa·raz·zi A freelance photographer who doggedly pursues celebrities to take candid pictures for sale to magazines and newspapers. packed the store. Paris arrived on time wearing a pink mini and pink Tinkerbell sweater, posing with her book and her parents. Gosh, they must feel so proud. This proves their daughter actually read a book this year: her own! Former W writer Merle Ginsberg helped to pen Ms. Hilton's tell-all. The book is full of photos chronicling Hilton's entire life. She wears hundreds of gowns at hundreds of events and poses with famous friends Naomi Campbell, Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani and Carmen Electra. What, you expected Nobel Prize winners Bank of Sweden Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel Year Recipient(s) 1969 Ragnar Frisch Jan Tinbergen 1970 Paul A. Samuelson 1971 Simon Kuznets 1972 Sir John R. Hicks Kenneth J. ? Most of her ex-boyfriends (except the sex video cad) are seen in ``My Best Accessory'' chapter. And she gives essential heiress tips like ``Never talk about working out to guys. They should think you're perfect and effortless.'' On wearing tiaras: ``People treat you differently when you have jewelry on your head.'' The signing went on until the last fan got a Paris Hancock. Hilton was effortlessly gracious throughout, complimenting little girls on their outfits: ``That purse is hot.'' She wasn't even ruffled when a creepy fat guy in a ``Simple Life'' T-shirt told her he'd once been ``thrown out of a Hilton hotel for clogging up the toilet.'' As a security guard whisked him out, Paris just smiled. Now that's the true sign of an heiress. HOT WATER: Plain old bottled water is so passe. Maybe that's why health-conscious stars are choosing the more exciting liquid called vitaminwater. Vitaminwater is more than just H2O. The waters contain fruit and vegetable flavorings with vitamins and herbal remedies. These ``hydration hydration /hy·dra·tion/ (hi-dra´shun) the absorption of or combination with water. hy·dra·tion n. 1. The addition of water to a chemical molecule without hydrolysis. 2. options'' have inspirational names like Defense, Energy, Essential, Focus, Power C, Rescue, Revive and Stress-B. And the package promos are cheekily irreverent. Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton tippled tip·ple 1 tr. & intr.v. tip·pled, tip·pling, tip·ples To drink (alcoholic liquor) or engage in such drinking, especially habitually or to excess. n. Alcoholic liquor. the stuff at the MTV Video Music Awards The MTV Video Music Awards were established in 1984 by MTV to celebrate the top music videos of the year. Originally beginning as an alternative to the Grammy Awards, the MTV Video Music Awards is now a respected pop culture awards show in its own right. in Miami. There's even a photo of Paris drinking vitaminwater in her new book! Usher guzzled it on board the four-story boat where he hosted a VMA VMA vanillylmandelic acid. pre-awards party. Dermot Mulroney swigged it recently on the golf course, and Oscar De La Hoya Oscar de la Hoya (IPA pronunciation: [ˈɑs.kɛɹ dɛ.lɑ.ˈhɔɪ.jɑ][1]) (born February 4, 1973) — nicknamed the Golden Boy gulped a bottle at the HBO Hyperbaric oxygen therapy (HBO) A form of oxygen therapy in which the patient breathes oxygen in a pressurized chamber. Mentioned in: Ozone Therapy Latino Sports Awards. What's telling is the preferred flavors. Adam Sandler and P. Diddy like Revive to combat ``sluggishness and laziness.'' The millionaire music magnate, sluggish? Who knew? Britney Spears needs Focus, a kiwi-strawberry drink that its label says should be ``applied orally to dazed and confused brain cells often associated with balancing your checkbook.'' Gosh, we thought she had accountants for that! Ashton Kutcher craves Energy, a tropical citrus drink with lots of vitamin C and some, um, stimulating ginseng. Just the picker-upper he needs to keep up with his old lady Demi Moore. CAPTION(S): 2 photos Photo: (1) HILTON: Word up. Steve Granitz/WireImage.com (2) MULRONEY: No water hazards. |
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