THERE'S MUCH MORE TO MOISO THAN HIS MUG.Byline: Karen Crouse MINNEAPOLIS - UCLA's postseason success rests largely on the shoulders of a sophomore who is Don Quixote trapped in Gulliver's body. If that scares you, Bruins fans, think how Jerome Moiso must feel. Moiso is 6-foot-10 and quick as a quip quip n. 1. A clever, witty remark often prompted by the occasion. 2. A clever, often sarcastic remark; a gibe. See Synonyms at joke. 3. A petty distinction or objection; a quibble. 4. . He looks like he should be an intimidating, infuriating, incandescent presence in the paint. Convention doesn't allow a player of his height much room for growth. He is supposed to make up for in merit what his opponents lack in inches. For no reason other than his size, people assume Moiso, a center/forward, must have a snarl for a smile and skin as tough as an alligator alligator, large aquatic reptile of the genus Alligator, in the same order as the crocodile. There are two species—a large type found in the S United States and a small type found in E China. Alligators differ from crocodiles in several ways. . It's a foregone conclusion that he is as territorial as a Chihuahua. His narcissistic nar·cis·sism also nar·cism n. 1. Excessive love or admiration of oneself. See Synonyms at conceit. 2. A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in streak, like his pituitary gland pituitary gland, small oval endocrine gland that lies at the base of the brain. It is sometimes called the master gland of the body because all the other endocrine glands depend on its secretions for stimulation (see endocrine system). , is presumed to be in overdrive. People look at Moiso and expect him to flash his muscles, not his insecurities. No wonder Moiso is just as likely to perplex people as please them. Because the truth is, his aggressiveness doesn't yet match his agility. His self-esteem is less developed than his 235-pound frame. Like Don Quixote, whose name means ``the one who hides himself,'' Moiso keeps trying to blend in Verb 1. blend in - blend or harmonize; "This flavor will blend with those in your dish"; "This sofa won't go with the chairs" blend, go fit, go - be the right size or shape; fit correctly or as desired; "This piece won't fit into the puzzle" even as he stands out. If he were any more low-key, he would be invisible. ``Jerome doesn't want to draw attention to himself,'' Bruins coach Steve Lavin Steve Lavin (born September 4,1964), a San Francisco, California native is a former college basketball coach and current ABC and ESPN TV analyst. As UCLA head basketball coach from 1996-2003, Lavin compiled a record of 145-78. said. And sure enough, when the Bruins' locker room at the Metrodome was opened to reporters after practice Wednesday, Moiso appeared to be missing. At length, a UCLA UCLA University of California at Los Angeles UCLA University Center for Learning Assistance (Illinois State University) UCLA University of Carrollton, TX and Lower Addison, TX official blew Moiso's cover by flipping a thick, white towel that covered the power forward's head like a lollipop wrapper. ``Man,'' a reporter said, ``I almost missed you,'' to which Moiso replied, ``That was the purpose.'' His tone was flat, but his smile was wide and there was mischief in his eyes. To read Moiso, it's important to look at his expression; his face often registers humor when his words are no laughing matter No Laughing Matter is an episode of U.S. Acres from the series Garfield and Friends. It was the 74th episode produced for the series, although it is listed as the 71st episode on the Garfield and Friends DVD. It originally aired on October 21, 1989. . After UCLA escaped with an overtime win against South Florida in December, Moiso said, ``Had we lost, I would have quit the team.'' When the Bruins' season hit a hellacious hel·la·cious adj. 1. Distasteful and repellant: hellacious smog. 2. Slang Extraordinary; remarkable: a hellacious catch of fish. ice patch in February, Moiso was quoted as saying he was so frustrated he thought about going home to Guadeloupe, in the West Indies West Indies, archipelago, between North and South America, curving c.2,500 mi (4,020 km) from Florida to the coast of Venezuela and separating the Caribbean Sea and the Gulf of Mexico from the Atlantic Ocean. , so he could hang out on the beach with the topless ladies and be a fisherman and sell coconuts. He was just kidding in both instances, but some people came away with the wrong impression. He was criticized for not caring when the truth is, Moiso, 21, makes light of things because he cares so deeply he often feels overwhelmed. The player's sense of humor Noun 1. sense of humor - the trait of appreciating (and being able to express) the humorous; "she didn't appreciate my humor"; "you can't survive in the army without a sense of humor" sense of humour, humor, humour , said Bruins coach Steve Lavin, is Moiso's ``defense mechanism.'' Like the towel, it's what he hides behind when he's feeling vulnerable. ``When I'm not at ease,'' Moiso admitted, ``I try to joke around.'' If it has taken him time to find his comfort zone on the court, there's a reason. Moiso honed his basketball skills in his native Paris. He was a leading European junior player, which is not unlike being a top male junior soccer player in the U.S. Moiso knew the best competition was on the other side of the ocean, so he enrolled at Milford Academy and played only a few games there before enrolling at UCLA. He's playing catch-up in a position where time and repetition are the best teachers. Moiso hasn't learned his role well enough to please himself. Last year, if he couldn't be perfect, he didn't want to risk failing. There were times, Lavin said, ``I told Jerome, `We're going to you,' and he said, `Coach, not tonight. I'm not feeling it tonight.' '' Goodness knows Jim Harrick Jim Harrick (born July 25, 1938 in Charleston, West Virginia) is a former college basketball head coach who coached at Pepperdine University, UCLA, the University of Rhode Island and the University of Georgia. never had that conversation with Don McLean. It gladdens Lavin to report that lately Moiso has been demanding the ball. The No. 6-seeded Bruins, who play No. 11 Ball State tonight, definitely are better when Moiso boxes out modesty and asserts himself on both ends of the floor. During the Bruins' February fiasco, when they lost six of seven games and fell to seventh in the Pac-10, Moiso shot 45.6 percent from the field. In two of the defeats, he had no blocked shots, and during the stretch he averaged 4.6 defensive rebounds. On the Bruins' March mending tear that has produced six consecutive victories, Moiso has shot 51.9 percent from the field, blocked at least one shot in every game and averaged 6.0 defensive rebounds. Moiso is young in basketball years, but he is more experienced than Ball State's frontcourt. If he and Dan Gadzuric Dan Gadzuric (Gadžurić in Serbian, pronounced /ɠɑːdʒʊɹitʃ/ (born February 2, 1978 in The Hague) is a Dutch professional basketball player for the Milwaukee Bucks in the NBA. can take Lonnie Jones and Theron Smith to school, the Bruins (19-11) figure to ace tonight's test. No one save for guard Earl Watson is more pivotal to the Bruins' postseason providence than Moiso. And he knows it. ``I'm not satisfied with with what I've done this season,'' Moiso said. ``I expect more of myself. I'm looking at (the tournament) as a new season. I can't wait to see how I do.'' He's not the only one. People, after all, know a player his size can make all the difference. |
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