THE GOAL: FIND A WARM BODY.Byline: TOM HOFFARTH C'mon, isn't there anyone out there who wants to be the next U.S. men's national kickball kick·ball n. A children's game having rules similar to baseball but played with a large ball that is rolled toward homeplate instead of pitched and kicked instead of batted. coach? Someone with a ball, a whistle, a huge ego and a Tupperware container full of orange slices? Lisa Leslie WNBA World Ninepin Bowling Association WNBA Wannabe Nasty Boys Association WNBA Women's National Book Association, Inc. WNBA Warszawski Nurt Basketu Amatorskiego ``Team Mom of the Year'' honors in '08, if she even does come back? How desperate must the San Francisco Giants The San Francisco Giants are a Major League Baseball team based in San Francisco, California that currently play in the National League West Division. New York Giants history Early days and the John McGraw era be to compete only against themselves and surrender that many clams to have Barry Bonds Barry Lamar Bonds (born July 24 1964 in Riverside, California) is a left fielder for the San Francisco Giants of Major League Baseball. He is the son of former major league All-Star Bobby Bonds, the godson of Hall of Famer Willie Mays, and a distant cousin of Hall of Famer Reggie return one more year? What price would commissioner Bud Selig Allan Huber "Bud" Selig, Jr. (born July 30, 1934 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin) is the Commissioner of Major League Baseball (MLB). He was previously the team owner and administrator of the Milwaukee Brewers. have paid to send Bonds into retirement? The Giants couldn't have spent $16 mil better on, say, Gil Meche? About Schmidt: Do the Dodgers realize that six times last year he walked five or more batters in a game, including a season-high seven against them last April? Or is Ned Colletti still transfixed on that scoreless battle he had with Greg Maddux that finally ended in extra innings on the Russell Martin homer in August? Is it any wonder that the Chicago Cubs' GM ended up in an Orlando, Fla., hospital hooked up to an heart monitor after all the cash he spent on free agents this winter? So now Norm Chow looks good to Stanford? And Arizona State? And Alabama? And ...? After your players go on the field and do battle to earn you a paycheck and the freedom to take part in the democratic process, Buckeyes coach Jim Tressel decides to abstain from the last coaches' poll because of a perceived conflict of interest? Is there some kind of chad-hanging, Jeb Bush-related voter fraud in Florida that helped the Gators snatch away the No. 2 BCS (1) (The British Computer Society, Swindon, Wiltshire, England, www.bcs.org) The chartered body for information technology professionals in the U.K., founded in 1957. spot? Anyone fired up for a Michigan-Florida play-in game before the national title meeting with Ohio State? As for that 1.3 QB rating the Chicago Bears' Rex Grossman posted after his last game (6 of 19 passing, 0 TDs, 3 INTs, in a 23-13 win over Minnesota): Is that also Lovie Smith's Wonderlic score for leaving him in, or the number of seconds it'd take for Brian Griese to warm up? Does Brady Quinn trade in his Maxwell Award for a few more Heisman votes? Any way to push the Phoenix Suns and New Jersey Nets straight through to the NBA Finals? Miami takes a nationwide search and decides Randy Shannon shall lead its program, and he's only the sixth black head coach in Division I college football out of 119 schools? Do you have a problem keeping up with that NBC NBC in full National Broadcasting Co. Major U.S. commercial broadcasting company. It was formed in 1926 by RCA Corp., General Electric Co. (GE), and Westinghouse and was the first U.S. company to operate a broadcast network. show ``Friday Night Lights'' especially when they started it on Tuesdays, moved it one week to Monday, and, starting next month, will air it on Wednesdays? Is trying it on Friday nights just too obvious? thomas.hoffarth@dailynews.com (818) 713-3661 |
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