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Some things just weren't meant to be turned into interactive entertainment.


I can't imagine what Edward Kennedy must feel.

I mean, I know it's traumatic to see your brother shot in the head and killed. But what must it add to your pain to see that tragedy become a video game?

The game, available online, is called "JFK Reloaded," and it was released last month to coincide with the 41st anniversary of John Kennedy's assassination Assassination
See also Murder.

assassins

Fanatical Moslem sect that smoked hashish and murdered Crusaders (11th—12th centuries). [Islamic Hist.: Brewer Note-Book, 52]

Brutus

conspirator and assassin of Julius Caesar. [Br.
. Download "JFK" at a cost of $9.99 and you find yourself on the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository in Dallas. It is Nov. 22, 1963, your name is Lee Harvey Oswald Noun 1. Lee Harvey Oswald - United States assassin of President John F. Kennedy (1939-1963)
Oswald
, and John Kennedy is riding in the motorcade passing below your window. Your mission is to kill him.

Indeed, you are awarded points for accurately recreating the shots that, according to according to
prep.
1. As stated or indicated by; on the authority of: according to historians.

2. In keeping with: according to instructions.

3.
 the official account, were fired at Kennedy that day. The Web site promises prizes of up to $100,000 for those who match Oswald. Points are deducted for mistakes, like shooting the first lady.

A spokesman for the president's brother, Sen. Edward Kennedy, called the game "despicable." That is a statement of admirable restraint. Truth is, you could burn out your thesaurus on this thing and never scratch the surface. "JFK" is reprehensible rep·re·hen·si·ble  
adj.
Deserving rebuke or censure; blameworthy. See Synonyms at blameworthy.



[Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin repreh
, abominable, detestable, adjectives I would also apply to Traffic, the Glasgow, Scotland, company that is releasing it.

What troubles me most is the simple question of what the president's family must think. While that may strike you as a strange thing to wonder (Edward Kennedy and his kin are public figures and after years of tell-all books and general bad taste, aren't they inured in·ure also en·ure  
tr.v. in·ured, in·ur·ing, in·ures
To habituate to something undesirable, especially by prolonged subjection; accustom:
 to this kind of thing?)

But then I think of my wife, whose brother was shot in the head and killed 11 years ago. And I try to imagine how she might feel about a video game recreating that moment. I think she would be stunned and angry that someone could so callously trivialize tragedy.

For the record, Traffic would dispute that characterization. The company would also want you to know it doesn't consider "JFK" a game. No, says Traffic, this is a "documentary" promoted "respectfully" with the noble aim of interesting young people in history and proving that Oswald was the lone gunman.

All of which adds up to a magnificent pile of equine excreta excreta /ex·cre·ta/ (eks-kret´ah) excretion (2).

ex·cre·ta
pl.n.
Waste matter, such as sweat or feces, discharged from the body.
. How many documentaries have you ever seen that offered points? So call this thing what it is: a tasteless entertainment for those who wouldn't have their entertainment any other way. It is an artifact A distortion in an image or sound caused by a limitation or malfunction in the hardware or software. Artifacts may or may not be easily detectable. Under intense inspection, one might find artifacts all the time, but a few pixels out of balance or a few milliseconds of abnormal sound  well suited to these reverence-challenged times, this attitudinal era when people simply do not know how to respect, how to venerate, how to stand silent in the face of awesome things. I'm sure a 9/11 video game is in production even as we speak. Somebody get me a new thesaurus, please.

Leonard Pitts Lenard Pitts is a nationally-syndicated columnist and winner of the 2004 Pulitzer Prize for Commentary. He was originally hired by the Miami Herald to critique music, but within a few years he received his own column in which he dealt extensively with race, politics, and culture.  is a columnist for the Miami Herald.
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Author:Pitts, Leonard
Publication:Los Angeles Business Journal
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Date:Dec 13, 2004
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