Soapwatch: EMMERDALE (7pm, ITV1).
Odd, isn't it, that there are only two women in the world with this hairdo and they both live in the same village. Tonight Nicola's looking even sourer than usual over the news that Laurel will beat her up the aisle.
Or will she? Laurel and Ashley need the bishop's blessing to get married. And Ashley's one of the few people who could hold a tarts and vicars party all on his own...
AISLE BE FIRST: Emmerdale's Nicola